Well today was embarrassing.

[honeychai]

Happens to the best of us!

Well, it's happened to be at the beach any times. Damn waves.

On a related note, when my son was born, I took a picture to send out in a mass text to all my friends and family.

I guess I was still a bit loopy, because I failed to notice that my nipple was totally showing. So basically every single person I am relatively close with has seen my left nip
I still can't live that one down!

[killercupcake]

It's definitely happened to the best of us. If it helps...

A wave took me out in Pensacola. I popped out of the water and was trying to catch my breath when I heard my H yelling "KC! YOUR.TOP!" while trying to run in my direction.

I looked down and both boobs were out. A gay couple and a young boy definitely saw the whole thing.

The air was the same temp as the water, so I didn't even feel it!

[meganew]

Jun 22, 2015 21:33:45 GMT -5 honeychai said:

Happens to the best of us!

Well, it's happened to be at the beach any times. Damn waves.

On a related note, when my son was born, I took a picture to send out in a mass text to all my friends and family.

I guess I was still a bit loopy, because I failed to notice that my nipple was totally showing. So basically every single person I am relatively close with has seen my left nip
I still can't live that one down!

Lololol. I feel much better! Thank you for this! Haha

[maxdyn]

On vacation we were going snorkelling and I was trying to walk out with those stupid flippers on and I tripped and my bathing suit strap broke and my boob came out.
I tried to turn and run away but I was slow and the guide came after me like "What's wrong miss? Where are you going". I made H get out and get me his shirt to wear over my suit. I am still embarassed.

[coribelle26]

Jun 22, 2015 20:28:25 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

That's going to be a core memory. Sorry bud.

I can't stop laughing at this. And omg megachoo, I feel like "sorry about your tit" is not enough here.

[cville]

Jun 22, 2015 21:49:52 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

No but seriously. Doesn't the victim feel a breeze on the tit when exposed? I mean, How can you not know?

Not when it's hot out.


It's happened to me. But in my own pool, so no random strangers told me about it with pseudo-euphamisms.

[coribelle26]

Jun 22, 2015 21:49:52 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

No but seriously. Doesn't the victim feel a breeze on the tit when exposed? I mean, How can you not know?

After my 3 1/2 months of pumping there could seriously be some sort of circus act taking place on my boob and I wouldn't feel it.

[meganew]

Jun 22, 2015 21:49:52 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

No but seriously. Doesn't the victim feel a breeze on the tit when exposed? I mean, How can you not know?

I don't know! Its scary to think I could walk the length of the pool and not realize I was exposed! Makes me second guess how comfortable I feel in short skirts and low cut tops : /

[SKP82]

This thread has reminded me how much I hate the words "tit" and "titty/titties."

[dexteroni]

omg. I had a feeling going in that this was going to be about accidental exposure of some sort, but I could have never predicted "Your tit's out!" in a million years. I'm sorry it happened, but I'm dying laughing at the way you were notified.

[adhdfashion]

Omg, I would die of embarrassment.

[readyin07]

I am sitting in the parking lot waiting for boot camp.' I had to thank you for the laugh. Omg. Hysterical!

[W.T.Faulkner]

You are the best. Seriously.

[jenstar]

Jun 22, 2015 21:33:45 GMT -5 honeychai said:

Happens to the best of us!

Well, it's happened to be at the beach any times. Damn waves.

On a related note, when my son was born, I took a picture to send out in a mass text to all my friends and family.

I guess I was still a bit loopy, because I failed to notice that my nipple was totally showing. So basically every single person I am relatively close with has seen my left nip
I still can't live that one down!

Lol, this happened to me too although we didn't send the pic out but my H had taken it with the iPad and proceeded to show all our visitors until we noticed! Same nip too hehe

[nonsensetomfoolery]

Jun 22, 2015 20:29:41 GMT -5 gummybear said:

Oh Lord. Not many things make me laugh out loud, literally. But "your tit's out" did. Yes indeed. Sorry that happened.

Yes, exactly.


I'm sorry your boob was saying hi to your fellow swimmers! 

[Deleted]

This happened to me when we were on vacation in Mexico. DS was swimming to me and then clinging on me and then swimming back to DH. At some point he must have loosened my top because my boob was totally out. I realized it eventually and fixed it but I know other people saw and this was on like day 2 of our Vacay. I still had to get thru 6 days of being in the pool with the same people. Thankfully there were margaritas to help me forget.

[starburst604]

Ugh!

I was teaching a boot camp and a participant's boob flopped out, she had no idea. I had to tell her, and what are the right words for that? I was like "uhh Jen you have a wardrobe malfunction!" And gestured to my chest. Better than your tit is out!

[bab]

This story is fucking awesome! Thank you

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Just saw this on Pinterest, thought of you. You're welcome.