THE 2015 USA WELFARE PLAN (FB headdesk)

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Guys, why does my extended family keep posting this crap lately? WHY??!


THE 2015 USA WELFARE PLAN

For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids. Follow these proven steps.

1. Don't get married to her.

2. Always use your mom's address to get mail.

3. The guy buys a house.

4. Guy rents out house to his girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.

5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.

6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance.

7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother

8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps

9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone

10. Girlfriend get free utilities.

11. Guy moves into home but continues to use moms house to get mail sent to.

12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you both get to claim head of house hold at $1800 credit.

13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" at $1800 a month and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars.

An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets.

$21,600 disability +

$10,800 free housing +

$6,000 free obamacare +

$6000 free food +

$4,800 free utilities +

$6,000 pell grant money to spend +

$12,000 a year in college tuition free from pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = ---------

$75,000 a year in benefits

Any idea why the country is 18 + trillion dollars in debt?

[eponinepontmercy]

I am honestly surprised that it included a picture of white people.

[heyjude]

"Any idea why the country is 18 + trillion dollars in debt?"

Yeah. But this person doesn't seem to have any.

[Deleted]

I've seen this floating around.

And interestingly enough, it's generally people who use some form of welfare who post it. But you know, they're just special snowflakes living in a world of welfare queens, or something.

Also, I don't know anyone who has managed to receive all of those things at once and in such large amounts, but okay.

[scout8]

If it is so easy and so wonderful, I don't know why we don't all try it!

[Daria Morgandorffer]

These are my rural MN relations again. They're really on a roll.

[lissaholly]

Just simply ask their take on corporate subsidies.

And the " crazy" and "bad back" is making me lol. As well as the "guy uses mom's address." The author has made some extreme Freudian slips here;)

[josieposy]

Raise your hand if you know someone receiving $75k in govt benefits (and can't afford food on a regular basis).

[charminglife]

A magically doubling Pell Grant! How do I get one of those!

[aurora]

Wouldn't you actually have to live in the household with the kid you are claiming to claim head of household? So if the guy lister his mom's address...not legal.

I realize this isn't the main point.

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Aug 18, 2015 8:28:51 GMT -5 lissaholly said:

Just simply ask their take on corporate subsidies.

And the " crazy" and "bad back" is making me lol. As well as the "guy uses mom's address." The author has made some extreme Freudian slips here;)

LOL, this person has worked for Nestle corporate for years....

[eponinepontmercy]

[StrawberryBlondie]

I haven't seen this specific one, but my family members who were once on welfare are the ones most likely to post crap like drug testing for welfare recipients.

[swsaradee]

Dude, I can't even deal with someone who doesn't know the difference between Obamacare and Medicaid.

[StrawberryBlondie]

Imma need to know which rural town these people live in so I know to avoid it.

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Aug 18, 2015 10:12:30 GMT -5 StrawberryBlondie said:

Imma need to know which rural town these people live in so I know to avoid it.

Princeton & Anoka nowadays I believe. I'm not sure anyone would go there unless they have weird relatives there, so you're probably safe  

[NewOrleans]

Daria Morgandorffer how is your cousin who was being bullied?

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Aug 18, 2015 10:38:15 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Daria Morgandorffer how is your cousin who was being bullied?

NewOrleans she's actually doing much better now! She spent the summer with my other aunt in Minneapolis and is going to do her senior year of high school online. I talked to her a couple of weeks ago and I think spending the summer away from her small town and her Dad has really helped her realize that life goes on and things really do get better. 

Thanks for asking! 

[StrawberryBlondie]

Aug 18, 2015 10:19:28 GMT -5 Daria Morgandorffer said:

Aug 18, 2015 10:12:30 GMT -5 StrawberryBlondie said:

Imma need to know which rural town these people live in so I know to avoid it.

Princeton & Anoka nowadays I believe. I'm not sure anyone would go there unless they have weird relatives there, so you're probably safe  

Anoka is part of the twin cities. No excuse for this nonsense

/gavel.

[Deleted]

Can we find one of these people to help me with the SSDI paperwork? I've been looking at it for DH and it's really intimidating. But if these millions of people can do it, maybe I can too!

[NewOrleans]

Aug 18, 2015 11:01:09 GMT -5 Daria Morgandorffer said:

Aug 18, 2015 10:38:15 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Daria Morgandorffer how is your cousin who was being bullied?

NewOrleans she's actually doing much better now! She spent the summer with my other aunt in Minneapolis and is going to do her senior year of high school online. I talked to her a couple of weeks ago and I think spending the summer away from her small town and her Dad has really helped her realize that life goes on and things really do get better. 

Thanks for asking! 

That is seriously great!!