Once upon a Wednesday

[Glitter Tits]

May 16, 2012 18:47:25 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

Hannahsmom is also a member of the Oct 11 FB group, and awesome.

I stay on with them for a couple people, and to satisfy my whorishness. But you guys have my heart.

::wide eyed:: I tried to tell them that they should open the group back up to TB. It...didn't go well.

I can only imagine.
I really like Hannahsmom.

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May 16, 2012 18:44:22 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

Wow, the urban dictionary definition is all kinds of offensive.

Note to self, never. ever. use that term. Except if referring to the TLC show.

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May 16, 2012 18:47:25 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

Hannahsmom is also a member of the Oct 11 FB group, and awesome.

I stay on with them for a couple people, and to satisfy my whorishness. But you guys have my heart.

::wide eyed:: I tried to tell them that they should open the group back up to TB. It...didn't go well.

I think HM is coming back over to the dark side. She has been posting more frequently.

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OH GAWD! Eloise, I opened up that link and it was in the new format. MY EYES!!!!

[EloiseWeenie]

camel- I actually saw that post on the fb group and it made me really sad. They really have a lot of hatred (which I'm kind of confused about- I must have been on vacation when something went down). Thanks for being Switzerland.
(confession-I'm still in it and was shocked I haven't been deleted. I forget about it, and have only checked it a handful of times)

[agrippa]

I am about to prove how old I am, LOL. Let's see. There was the poster that regularly performed hymen checks on her daughters to verify that they hadn't been sexually harmed. Another long poster faked a pregnancy, but also faked a horrific birth followed by a hysterectomy. She wasn't found out until a year later, because she was such a popular poster that people had even met that no one thought to second guess the story.

[EloiseWeenie]

May 16, 2012 19:04:18 GMT -5 agrippa said:

I am about to prove how old I am, LOL. Let's see. There was the poster that regularly performed hymen checks on her daughters to verify that they hadn't been sexually harmed. Another long poster faked a pregnancy, but also faked a horrific birth followed by a hysterectomy. found out until a year later. mwntioned again. She even ket

OMFG, she was molesting her kids to see if they were molested?

[EloiseWeenie]

Yay! the "I Will Never" post
community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/51000496.aspx

[agrippa]

May 16, 2012 19:09:31 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

May 16, 2012 19:04:18 GMT -5 agrippa said:

I am about to prove how old I am, LOL. Let's see. There was the poster that regularly performed hymen checks on her daughters to verify that they hadn't been sexually harmed. Another long poster faked a pregnancy, but also faked a horrific birth followed by a hysterectomy. found out until a year later. mwntioned again. She even ket

OMFG, she was molesting her kids to see if they were molested?

Yep. And saw nothing wrong with it.

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May 16, 2012 19:14:57 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

Yay! the "I Will Never" post
community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/51000496.aspx

She also said she would never let her kid play with her phone. I am curious to see how that works out for her.

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May 16, 2012 19:04:18 GMT -5 agrippa said:

I am about to prove how old I am, LOL. Let's see. There was the poster that regularly performed hymen checks on her daughters to verify that they hadn't been sexually harmed. Another long poster faked a pregnancy, but also faked a horrific birth followed by a hysterectomy. She wasn't found out until a year later, because she was such a popular poster that people had even met that no one thought to second guess the story.

If you're old, I'm old too because I remember them. The OPs are still around:

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/15928893.aspx

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/17079254.aspx

[EloiseWeenie]

May 16, 2012 19:20:19 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

May 16, 2012 19:14:57 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

Yay! the "I Will Never" post
community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/51000496.aspx

She also said she would never let her kid play with her phone. I am curious to see how that works out for her.

also to bribe her kid to be good

or feed them possessed sugar foods, LOL. What is a possessed sugar food?

[Glitter Tits]

May 16, 2012 19:27:52 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

May 16, 2012 19:20:19 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

She also said she would never let her kid play with her phone. I am curious to see how that works out for her.

also to bribe her kid to be good

or feed them possessed sugar foods, LOL. What is a possessed sugar food?

I had forgotten that I bumped that post up awhile back. I will never let V eat possessed sugar either.

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May 16, 2012 19:22:36 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

May 16, 2012 19:04:18 GMT -5 agrippa said:

I am about to prove how old I am, LOL. Let's see. There was the poster that regularly performed hymen checks on her daughters to verify that they hadn't been sexually harmed. Another long poster faked a pregnancy, but also faked a horrific birth followed by a hysterectomy. She wasn't found out until a year later, because she was such a popular poster that people had even met that no one thought to second guess the story.

If you're old, I'm old too because I remember them. The OPs are still around:

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/15928893.aspx

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/17079254.aspx

I remember these!

[agrippa]

May 16, 2012 19:22:36 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

May 16, 2012 19:04:18 GMT -5 agrippa said:

I am about to prove how old I am, LOL. Let's see. There was the poster that regularly performed hymen checks on her daughters to verify that they hadn't been sexually harmed. Another long poster faked a pregnancy, but also faked a horrific birth followed by a hysterectomy. She wasn't found out until a year later, because she was such a popular poster that people had even met that no one thought to second guess the story.

If you're old, I'm old too because I remember them. The OPs are still around:

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/15928893.aspx

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/17079254.aspx

Lol! Are you old enough to know about Ves and the Denali? I think it was from, goodness, either third tri with DS or in the early days. She was driving her Denali somewhere in FL and got worried that "hoodlums" were staring at her because they wanted to steal it. A Denali is now your random post that you are willing to die defending for a select group of posters from back then.

[Llama in Mules]

Looks like I have a lot of reading to catch up on...

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May 16, 2012 19:44:59 GMT -5 agrippa said:

May 16, 2012 19:22:36 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

If you're old, I'm old too because I remember them. The OPs are still around:

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/15928893.aspx

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/17079254.aspx

Lol! Are you old enough to know about Ves and the Denali? I think it was from, goodness, either third tri with DS or in the early days. She was driving her Denali somewhere in FL and got worried that "hoodlums" were staring at her because they wanted to steal it. A Denali is now your random post that you are willing to die defending for a select group of posters from back then.

No I basically only know Bump posts famous enough to be linked to other boards because I don't have kids yet.

[agrippa]

Ah. That one likely was, but it is also 4-4.5 years old. :-) It was pre-Bump.

[camelblossom]

May 16, 2012 19:03:33 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

camel- I actually saw that post on the fb group and it made me really sad. They really have a lot of hatred (which I'm kind of confused about- I must have been on vacation when something went down). Thanks for being Switzerland.
(confession-I'm still in it and was shocked I haven't been deleted. I forget about it, and have only checked it a handful of times)

I agree, it really left a bad taste in my mouth- especially since so many Bumpies have said they would welcome any FBer back (like they did me). The crazy part is that the other 99% of the time it is the most bland, vanilla P&R fest I've ever seen. Which is the other reason I stay on TB.

[Glitter Tits]

May 16, 2012 19:52:47 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

May 16, 2012 19:44:59 GMT -5 agrippa said:

Lol! Are you old enough to know about Ves and the Denali? I think it was from, goodness, either third tri with DS or in the early days. She was driving her Denali somewhere in FL and got worried that "hoodlums" were staring at her because they wanted to steal it. A Denali is now your random post that you are willing to die defending for a select group of posters from back then.

No I basically only know Bump posts famous enough to be linked to other boards because I don't have kids yet.

These threads are so weird. I hadn't even heard of them before. I can't believe that there were so many posters defending her hymen checks. There is a total difference between getting the nasty from the crevices and checking for an effing hymen.

[EloiseWeenie]

Honestly, I don't even really pay attention during diaper changes. I try to get in and out of there as quickly as possible. The last thing I want is for them to pee on me, and the longer they're exposed, the greater the possibility.

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I have had two girls and can say I have never felt the need to do a hymen check.

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Oh and also from MM, the chick who rolls her own TP. She is actually really normal and funny so this threw us all for a loop.

community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/32532018.aspx

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May 16, 2012 20:15:37 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

Oh and also from MM, the chick who rolls her own TP. She is actually really normal and funny so this threw us all for a loop.

community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/32532018.aspx

I remember that under1k blog!

[Llama in Mules]

I'm weirded out by the hymen thing.

[Llama in Mules]

We can't forget the night that we were all wasted, but Crystal was particularly plowed and made a poll about my mules. I think the funniest thing was all of her apology posts the next day.

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She was so embarrassed but we all thought it was fantastic. I loved when she started saying "Who is Maria?!?! Who is that Whore?!"

[Llama in Mules]

It was so cute that she got all jealous and possesive of me!

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I remember Scooby. That chick was all sorts of crazy. As was MrsE.

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Do people remember V6camarogirl? She was an AE that went on quite a while and she supposedly was a porn star.