One Direction is breaking up

[pixy0stix]

[redheadbaker]

The Former Bump proboard will be devastated.

[pixy0stix]

Aug 23, 2015 22:48:43 GMT -5 redheadbaker said:

The Former Bump proboard will be devastated.

I bet there is much weeping and gnashing of teeth.

[heyjude]

I guess this means my streak of never hearing a one direction song will continue unabated!!!

[LeggsBenedict]

Aug 23, 2015 22:58:37 GMT -5 heyjude said:

I guess this means my streak of never hearing a one direction song will continue unabated!!!

really? this one is my favorite. 

[fuckyourcouch]

Aug 23, 2015 23:00:41 GMT -5 LeggsBenedict said:

Aug 23, 2015 22:58:37 GMT -5 heyjude said:

I guess this means my streak of never hearing a one direction song will continue unabated!!!

really? this one is my favorite. 

I knew what this was going to be and clicked anyway

[madisen]

I thought they had already broken up.

[mouse]

Are they going in different directions?

[bigoleworm]

Are Harry and Louis finally coming out?

[secretlyevil]

They are "taking a year off" to work on individual projects.

[Deleted]

They were made by Simon Cowell right? They have no loyalty to each other. They may not even be friends.
They were never good enough or interesting enough individually. But now their names are out there.
Good for them for working the system. However, NSYNC only had one Timberland. BSB had nobody. So who is the breakout star? Harry Styles dated Taylor Swift. He is the only name I know. Can any of them actually sing? More than pop music? I like their songs but I assume auto tune.

[ECB]

Aug 23, 2015 22:48:43 GMT -5 redheadbaker said:

The Former Bump proboard will be devastated.

im really sad it's password protected! It would be such good entertainment.

[KateAggie]

Aug 24, 2015 5:47:49 GMT -5 @hannymaren said:

They were made by Simon Cowell right? They have no loyalty to each other. They may not even be friends.
They were never good enough or interesting enough individually. But now their names are out there.
Good for them for working the system. However, NSYNC only had one Timberland. BSB had nobody. So who is the breakout star? Harry Styles dated Taylor Swift. He is the only name I know. Can any of them actually sing? More than pop music? I like their songs but I assume auto tune.

I heard them on SNL once. They did an acoustic of some song. They really can all sing.

[ECB]

Aug 24, 2015 6:18:13 GMT -5 KateAggie said:

Aug 24, 2015 5:47:49 GMT -5 @hannymaren said:

They were made by Simon Cowell right? They have no loyalty to each other. They may not even be friends.
They were never good enough or interesting enough individually. But now their names are out there.
Good for them for working the system. However, NSYNC only had one Timberland. BSB had nobody. So who is the breakout star? Harry Styles dated Taylor Swift. He is the only name I know. Can any of them actually sing? More than pop music? I like their songs but I assume auto tune.

I heard them on SNL once. They did an acoustic of some song. They really can all sing.

As Simon Cowell is behind them, I"m not surprised.  I don't like the man, but he doesn't seem to suffer fools and I can't see him putting out a subpar boy band when his entire 'image' on all these talent shows is that he has VERY high standards. 

[IIOY]

Oh gosh, no one saw this coming at all, and especially not after all the turbulence they've had lately. I'm just, you know, shocked.

[Velar Fricative]

Aug 23, 2015 23:36:03 GMT -5 mouse said:

Are they going in different directions?

You've just made my Monday. Thank you.

[Velar Fricative]

Aug 24, 2015 2:33:28 GMT -5 bigoleworm said:

Are Harry and Louis finally coming out?

Louis is the one who's going to be a dad (I hate that I know this). I mean, he can still be gay but I doubt he'll come out anytime soon if he is.

It's just like the Spice Girls, man. Once Ginger left, the rest of the group just couldn't hold it together. But Posh was all like "Whatevs, look at this husband I have, I'll survive."

[bigoleworm]

Aug 24, 2015 7:50:44 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

Aug 24, 2015 2:33:28 GMT -5 bigoleworm said:

Are Harry and Louis finally coming out?

Louis is the one who's going to be a dad (I hate that I know this). I mean, he can still be gay but I doubt he'll come out anytime soon if he is.

It's just like the Spice Girls, man. Once Ginger left, the rest of the group just couldn't hold it together. But Posh was all like "Whatevs, look at this husband I have, I'll survive."

I know nothing about this band at all, but there is a really funny thread on gomi about it. Apparently people have named them Larry.

[pixy0stix]

I'm halfway wondering if all the creepy adult women who want to skinsuit them finally unnerved them enough that they needed a break.

[pescalita]

Aug 23, 2015 23:36:03 GMT -5 mouse said:

Are they going in different directions?

I'm only slightly embarrassed at how long I giggle-snorted over this.

[jln]

My 17 year old sister is going to wither away, I'm sure.

[mbcdefg]

Aug 24, 2015 8:30:09 GMT -5 bigoleworm said:

Aug 24, 2015 7:50:44 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

Louis is the one who's going to be a dad (I hate that I know this). I mean, he can still be gay but I doubt he'll come out anytime soon if he is.

It's just like the Spice Girls, man. Once Ginger left, the rest of the group just couldn't hold it together. But Posh was all like "Whatevs, look at this husband I have, I'll survive."

I know nothing about this band at all, but there is a really funny thread on gomi about it. Apparently people have named them Larry.

I can't hear the name Larry anymore without thinking of: 

[bigoleworm]

Aug 24, 2015 9:11:25 GMT -5 mbcdefg said:

Aug 24, 2015 8:30:09 GMT -5 bigoleworm said:

I know nothing about this band at all, but there is a really funny thread on gomi about it. Apparently people have named them Larry.

I can't hear the name Larry anymore without thinking of: 

Love impractical jokers

[rosiebear]

My daughter (13) will be hugely dramatic over this; the only saving grace is that she is going to see them in concert tomorrow, before their "hiatus." When Zayn left, she cried for days.

Oh, and according to her, "everyone knows that Larry are a couple. Their publicists won't let them come out. But everyone knows."