So this Valerie Jarret thing running around the Internets

[gpw]

If you haven't seen it:




My boss got her hands on it and was all OMG OMG SEEEEEEEE!!!!!!  (She sways politically with the wind....some days she thinks Trump has good ideas.  Yeah.  I know.) 

So, I do a quick Snopes.  I showed it to her.  She was all "Oh.  So it's not true?" in her little sweet surprised voice.  No, lady.  Not everything on the Internets is true.  

[sfy]

Isn't it a bummer when the person who is literally the boss of you is a moron? Doesn't it make you analyze where you went wrong?

Just me? Cool.

[gpw]

It is a bummer. A real one.

This is an immigration lawyer. AN IMMIGRATION LAWYER PEOPLE.

(I know most of you know this BUT STILL!!!)

[jln]

That doesn't even make sense.

[gpw]

Aug 28, 2015 16:13:06 GMT -5 @tooshort said:

Aug 28, 2015 16:11:56 GMT -5 jln said:

That doesn't even make sense.

Or seem even slightly real. YOUR BOSS is dumb.

FTFY

[sporklemotion]

I'm not an expert on Valerie Jarret, but I would expect for her to be a little more coherent and articulate than this quote (I know the quote is apocryphal). This reads like the opener to an email scam.