#TrumpBible on Twitter = lolz!

[sparrowsong]

www.cnn.com/2015/08/29/politics/donald-trump-bible-twitter-feat/index.html

I'm on my phone so can't directly post the samples but haha! Here's one:

"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world? Everything, you losers, everything!!" #TrumpBible

[jdnotbyrider]

Even though I have the same amount of Twitter followers as the amount of people checking out their MySpace accounts on their Windows 95 computer right now, I still did one:

On the first day, God said: Let there be a giant wall around Mexico. God saw that it was good... for economic troubles. #TrumpBible

[katfco]

"And a woman was there who was "bleeding out of her wherever" touched Jesus's cloak and was healed. He should charge for that."