Nation with Crumbling Bridges and Rds Excited to Build Wall

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[jeaniebueller]

Right?

[pixy0stix]

I got to this and started looking for the onion symbol - “The estimated cost of a border wall with Mexico is five billion dollars,” he said. “We could easily blow the same amount of money on infrastructure repairs and have nothing to show for it but functioning highways.”

[stephreloaded]

“If immigrants somehow get over the wall, the condition of our bridges and roads will keep them from getting very far,” he said.

This is amazing reasoning. It doesn't matter if it affects other thousands of people but if it deters one immigrant from crossing the border, it would be completely worth it.

[ttt]

Aug 31, 2015 10:44:33 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I got to this and started looking for the onion symbol - “The estimated cost of a border wall with Mexico is five billion dollars,” he said. “We could easily blow the same amount of money on infrastructure repairs and have nothing to show for it but functioning highways.”

It's Borowitz report, which is satire

[omgzombies]

Pretty sure this is satire.

[pixy0stix]

Aug 31, 2015 11:05:09 GMT -5 ttt said:

Aug 31, 2015 10:44:33 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I got to this and started looking for the onion symbol - “The estimated cost of a border wall with Mexico is five billion dollars,” he said. “We could easily blow the same amount of money on infrastructure repairs and have nothing to show for it but functioning highways.”

It's Borowitz report, which is satire

Thanks! I figured it probably was, but y'know...

[shanbrite2]

In the url, "humor" comes just after The New Yorker 

[WOT?*]

But is it truly satire if it's true?