I would say "God I love black people" here, but it would be justifiably, ironically considered a racist declaration. So I'll just say I hate black people.
My Grandma Jackson wasn't that saucy. She also wasn't black, so there's that.
It's so funny that you say that. I saw an old friend the other day and she was telling me about her time working in a bank in a small town. She has a complicated last name she always has to be spelled out. A lady commented on the last name and my friend said she was excited because she was getting married soon and would have an easy last name:Jackson.