I can't believe this wasn't in Florida

[ttt]

www.kplctv.com/story/30090063/cameron-sheriff-1-year-old-found-alone-on-holly-beach


AMERON PARISH, LA (KPLC) -
A 1-year-old girl was found alone on Holly Beach Tuesday morning, Cameron Parish Sheriff Ron Johnson said. The parents were located jogging naked three to four miles down the beach.

The Cameron Parish Sheriff's Office received a report of the 20-month-old child alone on the beach at 10:16 a.m., Johnson said. When deputies arrived at the beach at 10:33 a.m., they found the baby a short distance from a Ford Explorer, which was running.

The parents, Cody and Monique Bourgeois, were located nearly two hours later down the beach, Johnson said. Both were arrested and charged with child desertion and obscenity.

Johnson said drug abuse is suspected. (ya think???) 

Child protective services has been called to investigate.

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I hate this phrase but its all I got.
I cant even.

[secretlyevil]

Ummm...alrighty then.

[Vespasia]

Their last name was Bourgeois. 'Nough said.

[Pom]

This is so bizarre. How fucked up were these tragic excuse for parents? Poor baby.