Nighttime Randoms

[annyong]

I just got back from eating some of the most delicious pizza I've had in my life.

At the restaurant, there was a woman celebrating what must have been her 38th-ish birthday with her SO, and she was wearing a tiara. A full fledged tiara. And was serious about it, you could tell. And she proceeded to complain about almost every part of the meal to the waitstaff.

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

I have horizontal ridges going across both my thumbs. There used to be only two, shallow ridges, but now they go the whole nail. And it is starting on the rest of my nails. Google tells me I have or have had a SERIOUS ILLNESS.
Chesh and MWoS refuse to take me seriously. At this point, I am forced to conclude that they are heavy metal poisoning me.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

All this talk about birthday tiaras. I'm going to need to get one.

[annyong]

No, omb! Don't die!

[annyong]

Aug 22, 2012 23:58:19 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

All this talk about birthday tiaras. I'm going to need to get one.

Please don't. I'll be forced to make fun of you, and I don't want to have to do that.

[youbetcha]

My whole house is clean except for my bedroom, which is a complete and total disaster. I hate sleeping in a messy room but I cannot motivate myself to change it. It gets messy again in an hour. I need a magic genie to come do it for me.

My daughter fell and broke her arm two weeks ago and the guilt is overwhelming me. She got up on some playground equipment that she is too little for while I was dealing with my older child. She is so tough and is handling it well, but she keeps asking me to take the cast off and I feel so bad. Ugh. I feel so terrible that she got hurt on my watch. :-(

[lucky513]

Ann you have my aunts name and it cracks me up thinking you are her sometimes with your post

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

It's out of my hands now. And into my thumbs.

[lucky513]

Ohm pip your thumbs

[frauschmindy]

We should all PIP our thumbs.

THUMB TWINS!

[livinitup]

Gosh, the broken arm stuff just killed me. That's some good, misplaced guilt. Kids get adventurous and hurt - it happens!

I am packing for a long weekend vacation/trip. I overpack. I know this, I SEE myself doing this and can't stop it. I wish we were going for 2 weeks, so I didn't feel so bad about the mounds of stupid stuff in our bags.

[lucky513]

I went to Vegas for one day I brought a checked bag and a cary on

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Aug 23, 2012 0:01:51 GMT -5 annyong said:

Aug 22, 2012 23:58:19 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

All this talk about birthday tiaras. I'm going to need to get one.

Please don't. I'll be forced to make fun of you, and I don't want to have to do that.

Hahaha. It's nms anyway but I'm amused this is the second post today to mention birthday tiaras.

I cant sleep. I'm getting two moles removed (from my face omg) tomorrow and I'm excited/nervous.

[annyong]

Aug 23, 2012 0:12:34 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

Aug 23, 2012 0:01:51 GMT -5 annyong said:

Please don't. I'll be forced to make fun of you, and I don't want to have to do that.

Hahaha. It's nms anyway but I'm amused this is the second post today to mention birthday tiaras.

I cant sleep. I'm getting two moles removed (from my face omg) tomorrow and I'm excited/nervous.

I must've missed the first reference!

Good luck tomorrow!

[Jermys]

I have been uncharacteristically cleany lately. Like kind of obsessive about it, which is not me at all. I cleaned, vacuumed, and Armor Alled my car and cleaned all of the windows. My kitchen is spotless and my bed is made. The living and dining rooms are tidy, and I'm eyeing the downstairs for a complete overhaul.

I think it's the AIDS.

[annyong]

Youbetcha, I'm sorry about her arm! Don't beat yourself up. Kids are so resilient!

[Jermys]

Also, Om, I have ridges across my thumbs too. Also probably the AIDS.

[annyong]

Jermys, care to spread some of that AIDS over here? My house could use the full blown kind.

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

Ta da. It's hard to get the light to pick up on the ridges.

[softspot]

When I'm in the shower I do butt flexes (25 while rinsing shampoo & 25 while rinsing conditioner). Today I decided to go until failure and got to 172. I feel accomplished.

[lucky513]

Jerms Your husband is putting meth in your soda

[annyong]

I've never been to Vegas.

[angelaa73]

Today adam asked me why this girl on tv had purple and red hair. It was one of the angsty girls on victorious (why god why). Anywhoobie I told him oh she has issues. And he said what's issues and I said problems and he said, ohhhhhh like red shoes!
Haaha rad!

[lucky513]

Red shoes are a huge problem for me

[angelaa73]

I believe you have iss shoes with red shoes

[lucky513]

I soo doo

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Aug 23, 2012 0:19:12 GMT -5 softspot said:

When I'm in the shower I do butt flexes (25 while rinsing shampoo & 25 while rinsing conditioner). Today I decided to go until failure and got to 172. I feel accomplished.

I just tried to do a butt flex and I think I was just doing a kegal. Is there a difference?

[Jermys]

Aug 23, 2012 0:19:15 GMT -5 lucky513 said:

Jerms Your husband is putting meth in your soda

I could only be so lucky.

[angelaa73]

Methacola sounds so good right now!

[annyong]

Omb, my H and some of his fam have nails like that! It's hereditary, apparently. I'm so relieved you're not dying.