sue sue, help me

[laptopvixen]

You are (I think) the sort of person who is like this woman I am trying to find a gift for.

She is 50, just passed the bar and is a Texan through and through. She's a real pistol.

We're going to her birthday party, and I want to get her something cool/special.

I'm thinking of something with lady justice, but it would have to be funny or cool... like not some desk pen set.

I would love to get her a tiny gallows (she wants to become a TX judge) but I am 3% afraid that she won't get the joke and I'll look like a giant asshole. Yes, they actually make tiny gallows.

What would you love for $100 or less?

Not jewelry. She's got plenty money so no scarves, jewels, stuff like that.

[laptopvixen]

I wonder if I can find a lady justice with a shotgun instead of a sword...

[laptopvixen]

And she's going for her JD.

She's been in school for a million years.

No kids and her husband travels a lot, I think that had quite a bit to do with things.

[saraandmichael]

ok, i don't know how much time you have but here is a picture of lady justice with a gun.

dribbble.com/shots/639722-O-O-Lady-Justice-with-a-Shotgun

there is a website you can send a picture to and they will make it into jewelry or a keychain or some shit.

dribbble.com/shots/639722-O-O-Lady-Justice-with-a-Shotgun

so maybe you can trace it or something and then have them make it?

[laptopvixen]

Aug 23, 2012 14:53:09 GMT -5 laptopvixen said:

I wonder if I can find a lady justice with a shotgun instead of a sword...

The invitation says, "guns ok, dogs must stay in the truck". It's at her family's ranch, on a lane named after them, I'm so excited. And excited to meet her family. She is married to Nigel's first cousin who is from Dublin. Every time they visit we get customized beer coozies. lol.

[saraandmichael]

Aug 23, 2012 15:01:58 GMT -5 laptopvixen said:

Aug 23, 2012 14:53:09 GMT -5 laptopvixen said:

I wonder if I can find a lady justice with a shotgun instead of a sword...

The invitation says, "guns ok, dogs must stay in the truck". It's at her family's ranch, on a lane named after them, I'm so excited. And excited to meet her family. She is married to Nigel's first cousin who is from Dublin. Every time they visit we get customized beer coozies. lol.

this sounds like a ton of fun.