S/O Weekend Plans - Misheard Lyrics

[theatre4life]

Stemmed from here: link Are there any lyrics that you have misheard/been way off- base on?

[theatre4life]

I know I have a ton, but the only one coming to mind at the moment, was actually from a body pump class I was taking. Swedish Mafia - "Don't You Worry Child" came on, the instructor commented that she swore for the longest time that they were saying "Don't you worry, don't you worry, child. Seattle's got a plan for you." Instead of "Don't you worry, don't you worry, child.
 See heaven's got a plan for you." No every time I hear that song, that's all I can think of.

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Bush's "Machine Head" - Before I knew the actual name of the song when it first came out I thought the lyrics were "got a mushy head".

Derp

[sitnspin]

"Black Widow" by Iggy Azalea.  I keep hearing "black, little baby", which sound adorable, but is not what she is singing about!

[lizardesque]

In the Liz Phair song "Supernova," there's a part that goes, "...and you lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare red ass," which I always heard as "...and you lips are sweet and slippery like a sheriff's bare red ass."

[jennynumbers]

Ricky Martin song "She bangs" (Disclaimer- not sure if thatis the correct title.) The lyrics are "She looks like a flower but she stings like a bee." My college roommate thought it was "She looks like a flower but she stinks like a beast." Nothing I did would convince her otherwise (Before smartphones and wifi.)