OMG, the very first paragraph makes the click worhwhile:
Friday and Saturday in Des Moines, Iowa, anti-gay pastor Kevin Swanson is holding what he’s termed the National Religious Liberties Conference. Half a day in, it’s already been a bizarre event, with Swanson ranting about gays, abortion, and the rise of “vampirism and cannibalism” in America. Also, presidential candidates Bobby Jindal and Mike Huckabee stopped by.
So, apparently no religious liberty for vampires and cannibals.