i dont know who the fuck to blame for this

[dev22]

WTMFFFF?

Why? WHY?

[pixy0stix]

So they're like b-pics, but with guys involved?

So you have: Engagement photos, wedding photos, trash the dress photos, morning after photos, and b-pics.

At least photogs are coming up with ways to make money.

[epphd]

Saw that earlier And wtmf indeed. Ew.

[NitaX]

Look. I remember my wedding night. Trust. Those are NOT pictures I need to share. They come with a XXX rating.

[epphd]

What's a b-pic (she says partially covering her eyes)?

[wawa]

I looked ROUGH the morning after my wedding. I wasn't even hung over, but my hair was frightful and I think I had frosting still in my ear and...yeah, lets not go into details. It was not a picture taking moment.

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[pixy0stix]

Aug 24, 2012 16:02:52 GMT -5 epphd said:

What's a b-pic (she says partially covering her eyes)?

boudoir pictures - sexy pictures of the bride/wife

[meshaliuknits]

I had so much shellac in my hair, my hair looked exactly the same the next morning as it did when I got married. Plus I was still wearing the same makeup. Which was good and jacked.

[dev22]

Aug 24, 2012 16:07:23 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

I had so much shellac in my hair, my hair looked exactly the same the next morning as it did when I got married. Plus I was still wearing the same makeup. Which was good and jacked.

This exactly. I had so much hairspray in my hair I could have driven in a convertable at 90mph and nothing would have moved. Plus I still had bobby pins in there. And the makeup. Oh the makeup.

Also, who wants to worry about looking good the night after what amounts to a giant party? Fuck that.

[ttt]

Why do people need to photograph every single moment of their lives??? What's next, wedding night marriage consumation photography??

[emilyj]

I'm joining the WTMF crowd.

I believe I stayed on River Street in Savannah until about 3 or 4am in 104 degree heat with a bunch of my friends drinking the night of my wedding. There is nofuckingwayinhell I would want to see photos of the next morning. I don't even think I looked in a mirror. I think I just went straight to the shower.

[dev22]

Please TTT, don't give them any ideas.

Look, I love to take pics of pretty much everything. So does my mom. It might be a sickness. But good lord, even I think this crap is insanity.

[pedanticwench]

We did laundry on our wedding night. Sexay.

[Deleted]

I was so tired the morning after my wedding - the brunch pictures are atrocious lol. No way would I want a professional photographer documenting that.

[redheadbaker]

I saw that shit on Good Morning America this morning. Is nothing kept private anymore?!?

[marie427]

Aug 24, 2012 16:11:41 GMT -5 ttt said:

Why do people need to photograph every single moment of their lives??? What's next, wedding night marriage consumation photography??

Did you (or anyone) also happen to watch the video on the bottom? There was a photo with the bride's nether regions blurred out with the bride and groom on the dining room table (her on top). If I wasn't a Prudey McPruderson before, I am now. Oh my.

Also, I hate when people say BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE IT'S SO NATURAL!!!! Yeah so? Using the toilet is pretty natural and I don't need to be photographed doing that.

I didn't need a photographer to come in the next morning and watch me wolf down an egg and cheese on a bagel.

[marie427]

Aug 24, 2012 16:14:48 GMT -5 pedanticwench said:

We did laundry on our wedding night. Sexay.

And you didn't invite a photographer in to capture the natural beauty of doing laundry??? Shocking.

[pixy0stix]

I would bet one bajillion dollars these aren't actually done the morning after the wedding.

[pig's eye]

Ew. Who exactly do you share those with?? And why?

[basilosaurus]

Um, I have a picture of H and me at breakfast the next morning with my grandparents. Does that count?

[marie427]

Aug 24, 2012 16:31:35 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

Um, I have a picture of H and me at breakfast the next morning with my grandparents. Does that count?

Not if the photo isn't taken in black and white with dramatic lighting.

[ECB]

dumbfounded

[ECB]

Just looked at the clip on it. Good god. "It's to show the couple in an intimate moment" Yeah - we get that. But WHY!?!?!?!?!?

Intimate does NOT mean bring in a 3rd party to take pictures.

And then to post them? If these were at least meant to be kept in a private album, whatever, go for it. But if you're seriously going to share them?? I have no words.

[basilosaurus]

Aug 24, 2012 16:32:33 GMT -5 marie427 said:

Not if the photo isn't taken in black and white with dramatic lighting.

Is this better?

[dev22]

Aug 24, 2012 17:44:12 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

Aug 24, 2012 16:32:33 GMT -5 marie427 said:

Not if the photo isn't taken in black and white with dramatic lighting.

Is this better?

/ded

[marie427]

Aug 24, 2012 17:44:12 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

Aug 24, 2012 16:32:33 GMT -5 marie427 said:

Not if the photo isn't taken in black and white with dramatic lighting.

Is this better?

Now that's hot.

[basilosaurus]

I really should have selectively colored the flowers on the table, but I can't do that with my free photo editor.

[copzgirl1171]

I suppose the videographer I hired to follow me around until I got the BFP with babycopz was a bit much then? I mean carrying sperm in your boobicles to the hospital lab was a moment I may have forgotten on my own.

These couples lack a fucking filter, or else they believe everyone should love them as much as they live themselves. Blech and double blech.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

We put on Just Married t-shirts and went to McDonald's and tried to get free food. And my hair was fucking amazeballs.