8 Things Your Toddler Needs RIGHT NOW

[arch01]

LOL at #1. That's every evening at our house and typically starts out with, "Once upon a time, today I..."

[annieh22]

Truth.

Toddler legs are made for dangling. Love it.

Eta: oops it's decoration, but I can argue for dangling since I'm always holding him so it stays

[curbsideprophet]

Lol, too funny

[rex]

"toddler's legs are mostly for decoration." LOL!

L has started "take a bite?" with her hands out like oliver asking for more whenever i'm eating.

[soozy87]

lol, I am sending this to my husband!

[halfpint]

Yes.

"That burning sensation in your arms? That's what unconditional love feels like."

[antoniamarchette]

This is great. #7 makes my head explode - every damn day!

[nextbigthing]

I am in a meeting with a presentation going on and I just LOL'd. Oops

Excellent read, v funny!

[mcfelix]

Honest Toddler is the best!

[halfpint]

Nov 17, 2015 12:59:40 GMT -5 @natariru said:

I hate sharing food. Always have. It's like karma that my child insists on eating out of my plate. And if I don't give it to him fast enough, he shoves his disgusting little hand in there. I can't wait to eat all his food when he's like 22, lol.

He's all about my food lately. Like, I can have the exact same thing as him, and he looks at me with his little doe eyes and says, "Wanna bite a mama's baaaaagel?"

[Poppy]

I got all excited when I saw the title because I'm trying to spend enough on amazon to get them to ship my add on items.

Then I started reading #1 and I was like, "Undivided attention? Put down my phone? No thank you." I'm glad I stuck it out, though, lol.

[cricketwife]

I'm snorting at work! I never GBCN at work and this is what I get for having a free moment today!

[missbella]

Lol yes! Especially number 4 and 6.

[picksthemusic]

LOOOOOL

Yes x infinity.

[patbutcher]

4. Your food. What's that you have now? What is it? It looks like you're enjoying yourself. When you die everything you own will be mine so technically whatever's in that plate belongs to me. I'll take that bite now. Delicious. Six more should do the trick. Three more. Two more. Obviously I'm still growing so the last bite should be mine. Thank you.


I'm actually losing weight because I never get to eat my food without grubby little paws being involved. She has no interest in H's food though.

[heygrey]

Oh #4. It's heightened because he can't have gluten or dairy so hes constantly on the lookout for cheeeeeeese and breeeead. I can't eat anything good in front of him.

[meltoine]

Legit lol

[Yankees21]

I love these. I had to send to my H.