DSS is cracking me up

[Bernadine]

He's obsessed with doing his hair before we go anywhere, and then he keeps asking us if he looks like Han Solo.  He wants to have his hair.

But then he was looking at Luke Skywalker's hair, and decided he liked that better.  And if he was a girl, he would definitely want Luke Skywalker to be his boyfriend, and he'd hug him all the time.

Lol!