Today is not my day

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...or really DS2's. He started with pink eye yesterday so of course both eyes were crusted shut this morning. Then my mom came to watch him and accidentally gave him a PB sandwich and he is allergic to PB. It was the first time he had actually ingested PB vs just touching it. Then I learned that our neighbors have a stomach bug but since their daughter hasn't gotten it yet they sent her to daycare (same room as DS2) so there is likely a stomach virus on the way too. Ugh. 

FUCK YOU MONDAY.

Anyone else?

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How do you accidentally give someone a PB sandwich? I would freak out.

DH just gave our cleaning lady $160 as a Christmas tip. Um, what? I was debating between 50 and 80, dude. This is after he thought that $250 would pay for Christmas this weekend and I laughed at him. THIS IS WHY, DH. This is why.