I feel like a failure

[Jermys]

He's dumb and probably blind.

[lucky513]

he's gay

[melindafelinda]

He was embarrassed about his premature ejaculation problem.

[speckledfrog]

He's gay

[ProfessorArtNerd]

He has the herp, aren't you glad you dodged that bullet?!

[CheshireGrin]

Yeah, all of the above.

And he may possibly be a eunuch as well.

[Jermys]

And probably wearing a super tight man corset, and when he takes it off, a giant gut spills out.

[Deleted]

He's embarrassed because he has the runs this evening.

[curmudgeon]

May 10, 2012 22:27:11 GMT -5 @weeble said:

He's embarrassed because he has the runs this evening.

This. And who cares, you can post from the phone, probably better than he could have delivered.

[justkly]

Duuuude, dernier, I would do you. What a lame and you can do so much better. He doesn't sound like FWB material. That is exactly what you need!

[iamali]

He probably had ED.

Really, it's probably better than you found this out now.

[margotmacomber]

What a loser. Don't fret my darling. Everyone here would bang you in a heartbeat.

[margotmacomber]

Hey me too!

[CheshireGrin]

I would kill for sex right about now. I feel your pain.

[msjesri]

Hey... your place is better off without his.