I'm at SIL's for a long weekend- today is a holiday.
1. SIL has a HUGE wall-sized picture window and no trace of a blind so taking a nap on this "vacation" is like sleeping on the sun. What makes this doubly great is that sunrise up here is at about 4:45-ish it seems, so DD will be up bright and early. Yay for that ::eyeroll:: Why do people do that?? Why do they not have blinds?? Who does that??? I'll tell you who. Assholes.
2. SIL's children-from-Hades seem to have opened a chain of tennis courts for moose upstairs because all I hear is them running back and forth. And all I hear in my head is Samuel Jackson's voice saying, "Sit. Yo. Asses. Down. Now."
3. DD is sharing the guestroom with my H and I. She has a cold so she snores.
4. My H snores, too
**crawls in the corner and cries from sleep deprivation**
Good news is that after about 3 days of no sleep, my mood is basically that of The Hulk, so that will be fun times.
Is there a box fan to be found for white noise? Can you hang a dark sheet over that motherfucker? I suggest the very sloppy and haphazard use of nails to accomplish this project. seriously! Who does that?