Evening Randoms

[underwaterrhymes]

I desperately want to try Orchard Skittles but I can't find them anywhere.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

-A stupid kid asked me this morning if I was on the way to class. What a smug, smarmy faker. It totally made me giggle.



-I was frazzled earlier because I had 2 chapters to read, dinner to make, and I had to go to H's Masonic meeting tonight to charm them into giving the NPO I'm on the board for a donation and rental space, so I was still trying to make dinner and study and do dishes in my work outfit. Then H decided he couldn't go, so I couldn't go. I RAN upstairs, pasta boiling, and came back down 5 seconds later braless and in PJs. H huffed and said, "really??"



You bet it, dick.

[lilafowler]

Whaaaa

[Elsa]

I just made a chocolate cake. For no other reason except I want cake.

[underwaterrhymes]

Also, my baby is sick and won't let me put him down so I've been wearing him, holding him, or letting him sleep on me since last Wednesday.

He's going to daycare tomorrow and I am so grateful for the break.

[W.T.Faulkner]

I have a snow day again tomorrow. YASSSSSSSSSS.

[flex]

I'm curious as to what the number 1 and 2 choices are for the Great 2016 ML GTG.  

[underwaterrhymes]

Jan 25, 2016 20:21:03 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

See my haiku in Scottys thread. I have received not one head pat so far.

That sucks way more than an absence of Orchard Skittles. All the headpats.

[underwaterrhymes]

Jan 25, 2016 20:22:13 GMT -5 flex said:

I'm curious as to what the number 1 and 2 choices are for the Great 2016 ML GTG.  

Chicago is #1 and NOLA is #2.

If my baby would let me put him down, I could send a follow up email to everyone. LOL.

[elleblue]

I'm on day five of a low grade fever and I'm seriously tired of this ish. My head hurts, I can't breathe, talking makes me wheeze cough, laughing is even worse. Oh and I've also enjoyed the new to me discovery of the sneeze cough, that's a special kind of painful hell for my esophagus and throat. I'm just thanking my lucky stars my pelvic floor is in good shape because otherwise I imagine I'd be peeing myself constantly. So I guess there's the one bright side to not having had a baby yet. *laugh cry wheeze sob wince*

[lilafowler]

Jan 25, 2016 20:23:09 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Jan 25, 2016 20:22:13 GMT -5 flex said:

I'm curious as to what the number 1 and 2 choices are for the Great 2016 ML GTG.  

Chicago is #1 and NOLA is #2.

If my baby would let me put him down, I could send a follow up email to everyone. LOL.

Woof

[flex]

Jan 25, 2016 20:23:09 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Jan 25, 2016 20:22:13 GMT -5 flex said:

I'm curious as to what the number 1 and 2 choices are for the Great 2016 ML GTG.  

Chicago is #1 and NOLA is #2.

If my baby would let me put him down, I could send a follow up email to everyone. LOL.

Those darned babies!  Always get in the way of GTG's!  lol

[poorpoodle]

Jan 25, 2016 20:21:03 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

See my haiku in Scottys thread. I have received not one head pat so far.

Try being washed outside with cold water from a garden hose!

I'm sorry you had to wash the pits 'n vag with cold water though.

[Champagne Supernova]

I'm going to South Africa and Dubai this year! Leaving on Thanksgiving Day!

I'm just fucking glad I won't spend the Thanksgiving holidays with DH's family. They just suck and they act like it's such a hassle so they moan and complain. I just can't with it.

[TrickyBob]

I took sexy photos. Because, eff you ex husband. I AM SEXY AND WANTED BY OTHERS. Actually, I just look bangin'. Which is something because I've been so down on myself.

I work 3 days this week and am at the end of kicking a cold.

I am super excited to get the papers to get this divorce rollin'.

I feel free. So free.

[flex]

Jan 25, 2016 20:23:09 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Jan 25, 2016 20:22:13 GMT -5 flex said:

I'm curious as to what the number 1 and 2 choices are for the Great 2016 ML GTG.  

Chicago is #1 and NOLA is #2.

If my baby would let me put him down, I could send a follow up email to everyone. LOL.

Now the hard part will coming up with a mutually-agreed-to date.  lol

[TR]

I did a peel-off face mask tonight and my skin feels sooooo smooth.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jan 25, 2016 20:27:48 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

I took sexy photos. Because, eff you ex husband. I AM SEXY AND WANTED BY OTHERS. Actually, I just look bangin'. Which is something because I've been so down on myself.

I work 3 days this week and am at the end of kicking a cold.

I am super excited to get the papers to get this divorce rollin'.

I feel free. So free.

PM PIP ASAP

[cupcake0214]

I have a snow day tomorrow! I have been wanting to take a day off so I'll take it.

[elleblue]

Jan 25, 2016 20:23:09 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Jan 25, 2016 20:22:13 GMT -5 flex said:

I'm curious as to what the number 1 and 2 choices are for the Great 2016 ML GTG.  

Chicago is #1 and NOLA is #2.

If my baby would let me put him down, I could send a follow up email to everyone. LOL.

I vote Chicago because I'll be ridiculously jealous if you all go to NOLA.

[peachykate]

I fell down the stairs again, luckily I went down the whole flight on my ass AND I peed my pants to boot. Second time this month, fucking hardwood stairs. I'm already huge and have zero balance, I can't believe I still have 11 weeks to go.

DH is putting jax to bed and then we are gong to binge watch Narcos.

[Lucy Honeychurch]

Dinner table conversation over meatballs:
Me: they're remaking labyrinth. I can't believe it.
H: ohhhhh the worm! Ludo!
Me: the oubliette!
H: what the hell is an oubliette?
Me: a place to put someone to forget about them. Underground. It's from the French word oublier, to forget.
H: so like a coffin.
Me: no. More like solitary confinement. Underground.
H: so a coffin.
Me: No.
H: like a big coffin.
Me: LOOK, H, WHEN YOU FINALLY KICK IT, WE WILL ENGRAVE ON YOUR TOMBSTONE "HERE LIES MR HONEYCHRRCH IN HIS GODDAMNED OUBLIETTE."
(Khc sucks on an inhaler because he's laughing too hard.)
Khc: are there any more meatballs?
H: there are two, but I told your mom I'd keep them warm for later.
Khc: there goes another little bit of my childhood.

-fin-

[Elsa]

Chicago!!! I love that city! Now I just need everyone to agree to wait until August or September so I can leave this baby for a weekend and I am soooo down.

[dowagercountess]

I hate homework and I am sorry if I ever assigned unnecessary homework.

[Elsa]

Lucy I want to be a dinner guest at your house

[sallywalker]

I'm having a baby on Friday. FRIDAY!

[dreamcrisp1]

I was inspired to brush my dogs hair after I posted that photo in the pic thread. He looks much better and less scruffy! Haha.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jan 25, 2016 20:41:16 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Like a place where you let down the lotion on the basket? Lol.

I feel like you've never seen Labyrinth and I feel uncomfortable.

[cville]

Goldfish crackers go really well with a nice light pinot noir.

[Lucy Honeychurch]

Jan 25, 2016 20:42:02 GMT -5 Elsa said:

Lucy I want to be a dinner guest at your house

We are SUPER fucking up these kids. But at least we're doing it in a fun way. Lol.