vanderpump rules!!!! Spoilers

[Champagne Supernova]

Jax simply makes me dry-heave.

What do they (the women) see in him? Ew!

[cleo29]

Jan 25, 2016 21:15:30 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

Also, why don't Katie and Tom have sex? It's weird

It is odd, though I think H and I have more sex now then we did prior to having kids or marriage.  There is something about them that makes me wonder if they will really be happy.

[suzyp]

1) WTF underwear does Jax wear?!?!
2) Why is James acting like a fucking high school guy pressuring his girlfriend into having sex? He's so gross

[pagas]

Schwartz is just so endearing.

[cleo29]

For once I agree with Sandoval re: Scheana

[pagas]

That watermelon drink is insane.

[bsp36]

I want a watermelon drink and holy big earrings on LaLa at dinner.

[thebreakfastclub]

That episode had everything I wanted and more. What a mess.

[snipsnsnails]

All of this would be slightly more palatable if these people were mainly in their early 20s. It still blows me away that the main players are my age!

My life<---------------------------->Their life

[suzyp]

Jan 25, 2016 22:06:34 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

All of this would be slightly more palatable if these people were mainly in their early 20s. It still blows me away that the main players are my age!

My life<---------------------------->Their life

I completely agree. I'm a bit pearl clutchy that they called Jax's Mom.  He's 36!  If I got arrested at any point in the last 15-20 years (I'm 40), my Mom would never, ever know. 

[jlt19]

I just bit the bullet and downgraded my satellite service and lost Bravo. I'm very sad about this. Is there a way to watch these episodes still? We're in a transition from satellite to streaming services, but I needed to take baby steps.

[gennyu]

Jan 25, 2016 22:06:34 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

All of this would be slightly more palatable if these people were mainly in their early 20s. It still blows me away that the main players are my age!

My life<---------------------------->Their life

Same here but I have to admit that I'm kinda loving how rough they look this season (esp. Katie, Kristen, and Stassi) because it's feeding my starved ego. I'm not a hot shit in a cocktail dress and blow-out; I'm 33 with a DS who at the age of 5 STILL does not STTN  - but I'm faring better than those three. 

Every time they replay a clip of Katie or Stassi from one of the last seasons I find myself gasping.  What have they done to themselves??

[cleo29]

Jan 26, 2016 8:54:34 GMT -5 gennyu said:

Jan 25, 2016 22:06:34 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

All of this would be slightly more palatable if these people were mainly in their early 20s. It still blows me away that the main players are my age!

My life<---------------------------->Their life

Same here but I have to admit that I'm kinda loving how rough they look this season (esp. Katie, Kristen, and Stassi) because it's feeding my starved ego. I'm not a hot shit in a cocktail dress and blow-out; I'm 33 with a DS who at the age of 5 STILL does not STTN  - but I'm faring better than those three. 

Every time they replay a clip of Katie or Stassi from one of the last seasons I find myself gasping.  What have they done to themselves??

Yeah, they all look a bit rough. It is also the reality that as you creep further into your 30s, weight sneaks up on you faster and is a lot hard to shed.

I liked Katie better with her hair shorter. It is thick and just too much on her.

[zoomzoom]

Jax is completely nasty.

LaLa is grating on my nerves at this point. She is all about the attention.

And Katie's excuse for not having sex doesn't really fly; they all had separate rooms, yes? Even if they didn't, I'd still find a way to sneak off and have fiance sex.

Stasi is just pathetic. And Kristen, once again, is making herself look foolish.

And Shay and Sheana? Holy opposite ends of the spectrum. I used to like Scheana but holy hell she's so full of herself and being married and referring to Shay as her husband ninety times a day. We get it, you're married!

[zoomzoom]

Oh, and yeah, I thought it strange that his bail was so high. Wtf? How much could those sunglasses have even been? What a tool for stealing them in the first place and TELLING the clerk he was doing it. Genius.

[spindle92]

Jan 26, 2016 9:36:58 GMT -5 whattheheck said:

Does Jax have some sort of criminal record that would warrant an $11,000 bail for a pair of stolen sunglasses? Is there something more to it? And what a weird amount, $11,000?

And ladies, please stop touching your hair. They are always fidgeting with the ends of their hair.

My guess is they were some very expensive designer shade with a high price tag. That is why the bail was so high.

(But this guess is based on my legal training that I receive from watching TV. )

[spindle92]

Jan 25, 2016 21:33:44 GMT -5 suzyp said:

1) WTF underwear does Jax wear?!?!
2) Why is James acting like a fucking high school guy pressuring his girlfriend into having sex? He's so gross

Yeah those were pretty bad and it was quite obvious that he stuffed them to look "bigger" for TV.

[Lucy Honeychurch]

Jan 26, 2016 9:36:58 GMT -5 whattheheck said:

Does Jax have some sort of criminal record that would warrant an $11,000 bail for a pair of stolen sunglasses? Is there something more to it? And what a weird amount, $11,000?

And ladies, please stop touching your hair. They are always fidgeting with the ends of their hair.

I don't think so.  I think he's been arrested a few times, but for dumb shit like DUI.  The sunglasses were expensive enough, though, that their price tag warranted a felony charge.  There are probably some set bail standards in place for things like that. 

[thebreakfastclub]

I felt sorry for LaLa when she was talking about her hurt feelings with Scheana, who barely listened to her and word vomited a bunch of "I" statements all over her.

I wondered if bail is high here because he's an out of state tourist, and that's the only way they can ensure people who are leaving the state pay their fine or whatever is required.

[Lucy Honeychurch]

1. Brittany, you poor, dumb Kentuckian, I feel sorry for you and loathe you at the same time. How is it possible to be this blind? Are you really that convinced that Jax is some kind of king of this clique that you feel you have to stay with him? Also, can you read? Because there have been stories upon stories of Jax's infidelities and terrible sweaty-cokemonster behavior for years now, giving you every reason to believe Lala.

2. I appreciate that Katie is beginning to look like a normal person instead of a starved LA actress. I'm also not fond of her hair extensions -- whyyyyy does she do that weird curling-iron-away-from-the-face thing? -- but I can't get it up for wondering about her sex life with Schwartz. Couples go through ups and downs, even engaged couples. They've been together for years, so I'm guessing this is just a phase, like any other couple goes through.

3. Are Faith and Max hooking up?

4. I'm concerned about Max. Dude. Don't drink on painkillers, asshole.

5. Scheana -- do not get me started on this girl. I used to like her. Now I truly believe she might be an actual sociopath. And I still do not understand why she put Ariana on blast to her mother. What has she got against Sandoval?

6. That said, Ariana, stop fucking sulking. Get over it. I'm annoyed with how mired down in drama she is this season.

7. Lala, honey, put your top back on. You have gorgeous tits, and I'm deeply jealous of how perky they are, and my husband is like, "Hey, is Vanderpump Rules on?" lately; and while I don't agree with Katie about the whole fiance thing, it seems weird to be constantly nearly naked around people you're platonically friends with.

8. James is making my skin crawl. Why is he always so greasy/sweaty looking? Is he dipping into Jax's coke stash? And also, I AM UTTERLY DEAD at their failed attempt at sex because of his inability to get it up. And I laughed my ass off at Lala's interview in which she said he blamed her for it. I'm starting to wonder if James has a sneaker for Jax. He seems kinda obsessed with him.

9. Schwartz, keep being delicious.

10. Shay, get a divorce. Pronto. I know you never will, because bless your heart, you have absolutely no spine whatsoever; but sweet baby Jesus. At least get yourself to a rehab somewhere so you don't have to keep walking this weird fucking line with Scheana in which three shots of tequila is suitable but four is grounds for a major battle.

[justemily]

Ditto Lucy Honeychurch - couldn't say it any better!!

[runforrest]

I am pretty sure I'm in the minority here, but I like Lala. She gives no fucks, is confident, and I am really getting irritated at all of the slut-shaming happening because she (AND FAITH! But nobody complained about that) went topless in the water and was wearing a thong suit. Shit, girl is gorgeous.

Stassi is so irrelevant and I almost feel sorry for her, but not quite.

James is gross. And despicable.

Jax is so greasy and nasty, that I can't believe he is attractive to anyone. He is just an awful person.

[Jalapeñomel]

Ugh, Stassi is back?

[gennyu]

Jan 26, 2016 10:06:11 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

7. Lala, honey, put your top back on. You have gorgeous tits, and I'm deeply jealous of how perky they are, and my husband is like, "Hey, is Vanderpump Rules on?" lately; and while I don't agree with Katie about the whole fiance thing, it seems weird to be constantly nearly naked around people you're platonically friends with.

Don't be jealous; Ariana asked her if her tits are real and she admitted they aren't.