NCEPR - How would one eat this?

[pixy0stix]

And how much hand touching of the food was involved to get it this way?

[ESF]

Oh gross.

[pixy0stix]

I'd also like to talk about this, cause LOL

[mbcdefg]

I guarantee you the crafter would be super pissed at the first person to take a sandwich. "You ruined it!!!!!"

[ESF]

Feb 5, 2016 17:12:31 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I'd also like to talk about this, cause LOL

Buffalo style cauliflower sounds like one of the saddest diet dishes I've ever heard of.

[miniroller]

My H requested a mini re-creation, HA.

[pixy0stix]

Feb 5, 2016 17:17:51 GMT -5 miniroller said:

My H requested a mini re-creation, HA.

Here's a sandwich, a carrot stick, and a slice of cheese. Enjoy.

[mominatrix]

Feb 5, 2016 17:16:44 GMT -5 ESF said:

Feb 5, 2016 17:12:31 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I'd also like to talk about this, cause LOL

Buffalo style cauliflower sounds like one of the saddest diet dishes I've ever heard of.

I've had it. It's good. It's a snack or a side. 

It's NOT chicken wings. IMHO, it's fine on its own, but it's definitely not a substitute.

[chedifuen]

I really like buffalo style cauliflower but I've never had the real thing so I have nothing to compare it to.

The original picture looks nasty!

[cookiemdough]

I wouldn't eat it for the amount of touching it probably took to create it. I am imagining them breathing on it, clothes touching as they lean in to put the pepperoni in just the right place and then the hands. I am sure each piece was touched eleventy million times to create it. No. That is having a cat in the kitchen territory.

[kapoentje]

I'll ask the super important question: what are the goal posts made of? Jerky? Liquorice?

[Aquatica]

Feb 5, 2016 17:12:31 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I'd also like to talk about this, cause LOL

I want to make these now as a prank for Sunday and hide all the real goodies I'm bringing in the trunk!

[pixy0stix]

Feb 5, 2016 18:32:49 GMT -5 kapoentje said:

I'll ask the super important question: what are the goal posts made of? Jerky? Liquorice?

I think jerky. The field is guac (I know you didn't ask this, but I thought I'd throw it in. I can't figure out how you would dip in it.)

[bronxgirl]

The cauliflower actually looks good, although I wouldn't use it as a replacement for wings and the ad is super obnoxious. The lunch meat stadium, OTOH, looks so gross.

[livinitup]

Feb 5, 2016 18:40:08 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Feb 5, 2016 18:32:49 GMT -5 kapoentje said:

I'll ask the super important question: what are the goal posts made of? Jerky? Liquorice?

I think jerky. The field is guac (I know you didn't ask this, but I thought I'd throw it in. I can't figure out how you would dip in it.)

Guac Field. Oh my.

[mbcdefg]

Feb 5, 2016 17:12:31 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I'd also like to talk about this, cause LOL

Because produce is never, ever contaminated!!!!! lol

[wackadoo]

Feb 5, 2016 17:12:31 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I'd also like to talk about this, cause LOL

Is that a legit ad?  Because that info under the picture seems like something I would have heard in college from a new and passionate vegan on a mission to convert the world.

[wambam]

Feb 5, 2016 17:12:31 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I'd also like to talk about this, cause LOL

Superbugs and feces, huh? I had some delicious feces for lunch today.

[UMaineTeach]

I don't appreciate food that has been played with before eating. Food crafts are not cool.

H was actually interested in the buffalo cauliflower. I joked that we should do that to the one in the fridge and bring it to our super bowl party. He was like, yeah, ok sounds good.... NO.

[CallingAllAngels]

Feb 5, 2016 19:30:45 GMT -5 wambam said:

Feb 5, 2016 17:12:31 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I'd also like to talk about this, cause LOL

Superbugs and feces, huh? I had some delicious feces for lunch today.

You're full of shit.

[kapoentje]

Feb 5, 2016 18:40:08 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Feb 5, 2016 18:32:49 GMT -5 kapoentje said:

I'll ask the super important question: what are the goal posts made of? Jerky? Liquorice?

I think jerky. The field is guac (I know you didn't ask this, but I thought I'd throw it in. I can't figure out how you would dip in it.)

I didn't ask but it was 100% my next question.

[kapoentje]

Also, if the yard lines/yardage were drawn with mayonnaise *on top* of the guac field...this might be the biggest, pukiest offense of all.

[pixy0stix]

Feb 5, 2016 19:49:12 GMT -5 kapoentje said:

Also, if the yard lines/yardage were drawn with mayonnaise *on top* of the guac field...this might be the biggest, pukiest offense of all.

I'm hoping it's sour cream.

[ttt]

I strongly dislike foods that have been made to look like other foods.

[LoveTrains]

I had buffalo cauliflower tonight! It was delicious.

[kapoentje]

Feb 5, 2016 20:08:04 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Feb 5, 2016 19:49:12 GMT -5 kapoentje said:

Also, if the yard lines/yardage were drawn with mayonnaise *on top* of the guac field...this might be the biggest, pukiest offense of all.

I'm hoping it's sour cream.

That makes more sense.

It's the cold cuts, etc that are throwing me.

Wait.

Are people going to...dip their cold cuts into the sour cream lined guac field?

IS THAT WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?

....

.... ....

I know too much. I've gone too far down this road.

[litebright]

Now I kind of want to try buffalo cauliflower. I bet my DH would like it.

[twohearted]

I'm more concerned with how you refrigerate lunch meat stadium.

[SmartyCat]

If actual food professionals made lunch meat stadium, they were wearing gloves. That said, the actual food professionals I know IRL wouldn't touch that. I'm envisioning a Pinterest-addled girlfriend up at 2 am hoping to win over her BF's buddies.

I made some buffalo cauliflower a couple of years ago for Superbowl Sunday, and must have had a bad recipe because it was a total gut bomb. Flour-based coating, and then baked. I still shudder to think of it.

[pixy0stix]

Feb 5, 2016 21:45:50 GMT -5 1234FIF! said:

Don't eat that. 

For once I'm in agreement with you.

ETA: for food related stuff.