Awesome that we have our own place now!

[karenj]

Mar 30, 2016 14:45:02 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:35:29 GMT -5 rosiebear said:

Old lady rolling in!
Are teenagers off limits? Because they are the fucking worst.

We could start our own board, "fucking teens".

I mean, it might just be you and me bitching back and forth. But maybe it would be cathartic.

I think I would have to join you.  I have 2 girls and they are moody as fuck

[karenj]

Mar 31, 2016 1:54:41 GMT -5 mrsukyankee said:

I'm so in...47, going through the first stupid phase of menopausal crap and no kids. I'll shank anyone who comes in here complaining about their first white hair on their head! Wait until it starts going other places!

Can we talk about the long damn hairs that grow out of moles or some shit.  Those damn things grow and inch over night.  I hate them.  

[flex]

Mar 31, 2016 6:59:37 GMT -5 fairygodmother said:

I kinda love this.

I'll be in July - born in 1958 -- is that some sort of "thing"? PLEASE SAY YES. Second marriage (in 2005); I had two kids from first marriage (those offspring are son who will be 29 in two weeks and daughter, 24). H has no kids of his first marriage; fantastic stepfather, though!

No menopause for me -- had a hysterectomy in 2004.

Did we ask (do we care?) how people found the board in the first place?

DUDE!


pandce.proboards.com/thread/522167/achtung-attencion-new-board

[flex]

Mar 31, 2016 11:14:02 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Mar 31, 2016 10:57:09 GMT -5 flex said:

DUDE!


pandce.proboards.com/thread/522167/achtung-attencion-new-board

I think she might mean GBCN in general. But if she means this particular board then You're Welcome I invented it just yesterday.

You invented it like more than a week ago, missy!  lol

[alicenelson]

Mar 30, 2016 14:23:41 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

I have many rules. First of all, no babies. No talk of getting pregnant, being pregnant, post pregnancy, teething, tantrums, toddlers. Automatic ban.

Oh, helz-to-the-yes, I'm in!  (I believe I meet all criteria.)

[rosiebear]

Mar 31, 2016 16:09:28 GMT -5 alicenelson said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:23:41 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

I have many rules. First of all, no babies. No talk of getting pregnant, being pregnant, post pregnancy, teething, tantrums, toddlers. Automatic ban.

Oh, helz-to-the-yes, I'm in!  (I believe I meet all criteria.)

Alice does still live here! Yay!

[renna]

My kid is on spring break. We were at the swanky grocery store and there's an eat-in area so we sat down to have a late lunch.

A couple of guys, early 30s probably, came and sat at the table next to us. One guy is in a suit, the other guy looked like he was headed to the skateboard park. They started small-talking about the women in their lives. How the skateboarder guy has been dating his girlfriend for quite a few years but he's "not ready to settle down" and "doesn't want to rush into it". (I can't help but overhear, they are not quiet, and my kid was eating a chicken drumstick so he was quiet at the time.)

The suit-wearing guy was all puffed up about how he and his wife were like that, then they got married and "had kids young". How he was so glad he "had kids young" because he wanted to be able to throw the ball around with his kid, and not have a bad back and bad knees. He kind of back-pedaled to say that yeah, maybe a person COULD have a kid in their 40s, I guess, I mean, maybe?

Internally I was cackling at him. First off, YOUNG MAN, you are not guaranteed a good back and good knees at any age so let's not get cocky about how you're the Joe Namath of the neighborhood.

Second, do you think FOR ONE SECOND my son is disappointed to have been born to 40 and 42-year-old parents? I mean, the alternative was to not be born so I guess my son will be okay with what he's got.

Also, seriously, YOUNG MAN, I ****WRESTLE**** and flip around and up and over with my 8 year old. My husband has always been a good athlete and has taught our son baseball, how to throw a football, riding a bike.

I just wanted to lean over and tell these guys a thing or two. Yes, older parents. NOT DEAD PARENTS.


Man, it feels good to get that out. Sorry for the rant.

[FormerlyRR]

Mar 31, 2016 16:09:28 GMT -5 alicenelson said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:23:41 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

I have many rules. First of all, no babies. No talk of getting pregnant, being pregnant, post pregnancy, teething, tantrums, toddlers. Automatic ban.

Oh, helz-to-the-yes, I'm in!  (I believe I meet all criteria.)

You're back! Yippee!

[fairygodmother]

Mar 31, 2016 10:57:09 GMT -5 flex said:

Mar 31, 2016 6:59:37 GMT -5 fairygodmother said:

I kinda love this.

I'll be in July - born in 1958 -- is that some sort of "thing"? PLEASE SAY YES. Second marriage (in 2005); I had two kids from first marriage (those offspring are son who will be 29 in two weeks and daughter, 24). H has no kids of his first marriage; fantastic stepfather, though!

No menopause for me -- had a hysterectomy in 2004.

Did we ask (do we care?) how people found the board in the first place?

DUDE!


pandce.proboards.com/thread/522167/achtung-attencion-new-board

I meant...PB. sorry. I am often very clear in my head and very much less so out loud.

[zelda25]

Mar 31, 2016 7:53:33 GMT -5 ECB said:

Mar 31, 2016 1:54:41 GMT -5 mrsukyankee said:

I'm so in...47, going through the first stupid phase of menopausal crap and no kids. I'll shank anyone who comes in here complaining about their first white hair on their head! Wait until it starts going other places!

For some reason this, of anything, makes me rage!  Well, not REALLY, but I roll my eyes hard. One woman in particular was like "I think I'm going to have to start dying my hair.".  I asked "why?", and she said that she was starting to find grey hairs.  Then she leans over and shows me TWO that she had to look HARD for.

TWO grey hairs?!?!?  Get the fuck out.

I'm 46 w/ a 7 year old.  "old mom" here.  I have to say that I liked my 30s better.  We had more $$ and DH didn't work super weird hours. I dont like my job but am really starting to feel stuck.  And now, in my mid 40s, I REALLY feel like I'm starting to look and feel my age.  When I'm surrounded by a lot of women in their mid to late 30s (neighbor/school moms), it just kind of adds up after awhile.  I'm definitely one of the oldest moms. 

Especially, again, when they complain about 1 or 2 grey fucking hairs! 

Co-signed. Minus the kid part--don't have any of those.

[flex]

Apr 1, 2016 17:17:14 GMT -5 zelda25 said:

Mar 31, 2016 7:53:33 GMT -5 ECB said:

For some reason this, of anything, makes me rage!  Well, not REALLY, but I roll my eyes hard. One woman in particular was like "I think I'm going to have to start dying my hair.".  I asked "why?", and she said that she was starting to find grey hairs.  Then she leans over and shows me TWO that she had to look HARD for.

TWO grey hairs?!?!?  Get the fuck out.

I'm 46 w/ a 7 year old.  "old mom" here.  I have to say that I liked my 30s better.  We had more $$ and DH didn't work super weird hours. I dont like my job but am really starting to feel stuck.  And now, in my mid 40s, I REALLY feel like I'm starting to look and feel my age.  When I'm surrounded by a lot of women in their mid to late 30s (neighbor/school moms), it just kind of adds up after awhile.  I'm definitely one of the oldest moms. 

Especially, again, when they complain about 1 or 2 grey fucking hairs! 

Co-signed. Minus the kid part--don't have any of those.

ZELDA!!!!

[zelda25]

Apr 1, 2016 17:26:15 GMT -5 flex said:

Apr 1, 2016 17:17:14 GMT -5 zelda25 said:

Co-signed. Minus the kid part--don't have any of those.

ZELDA!!!!

LOL--I'm always around!

[flex]

Apr 1, 2016 17:30:01 GMT -5 zelda25 said:

Apr 1, 2016 17:26:15 GMT -5 flex said:

ZELDA!!!!

LOL--I'm always around!

When I finally get down to your neck of the woods, promise me we can GTG at some point, okay??

[moolarkey]

Mar 30, 2016 14:26:48 GMT -5 flex said:

No bowing allowed on this board. Perhaps an occasional head nod or arched eyebrow.

What's the ruling on pearl clutching?

[moolarkey]

Mar 30, 2016 14:28:52 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:26:30 GMT -5 @stalkermom said:

Hmm, can you beat 59 and 5 months?

Pffffft. Signed, 59y, 9m, 15d. I needed my fingers and toes to figure that out because my abacus is broken.

59 years 10 months today. Class of 74

[flex]

Apr 1, 2016 19:55:08 GMT -5 moolarkey said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:26:48 GMT -5 flex said:

No bowing allowed on this board. Perhaps an occasional head nod or arched eyebrow.

What's the ruling on pearl clutching?

clutch away, baby!  We've earned the right, right?  lol

[scout8]

Apr 1, 2016 20:45:07 GMT -5 luschek said:

Mar 31, 2016 9:19:50 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

You know I like the stiff white hairs better vs. the soft dark ones because they are easier to pluck. This is my life. Tweezers in every room.

And in the car. The car always has excellent light for plucking

See, I don't like to look at myself in bright lighting. Definitely not in the car. I prefer to have flattering light in my bathroom and not stand too close to the mirror. Then, I pretend there are no wrinkles and that I still look 25. The only problem with this approach is that I might be walking around with all kinds of stray hairs that I don't realize are there. Hopefully my H will tell me!

[BlondeSpiders]

Greetings, fellow hags.
43 here, no kids. I am just now beginning to accept my age and the fact that I'll probably never have a body that's "bikini ready."

I keep myself young by doing these 3 things: dating a man 7 years my junior, going to school with a bunch of annoying college kids, bathing in the blood of my enemies.

One of those things is false. I'll let you decide.

[softkitty]

I am late to the party, but may I join you? I am certified old, like 65. But I am young for my age, or is that immature? I have 2 kids and 2 stepkids. I have a total of 7 grandchildren. I am a retired teacher and now watch my 3 youngest grandbabies part time. I've been a very seldom poster, but have lurked on CE&P and ML. I do have some pearls, but prefer not to clutch them too often.

[dorothyinAus]

Hello!

I hope I can play here. I'm 42, but beginning menopause. I have no kids, not even furry ones. My BFF just announced she's pregnant with her second and I am over-the-moon excited for her and that I get another baby to spoil. I may discuss my excitement over her baby, but promise I won't discuss poop or baby things -- she lives in Alabama and I live in Australia so the day-to-day stuff won't happen in my presence.

I will discuss having the worst acne ever, those annoying chin hairs and a random bald spot that just appeared in my eyebrow. And surviving hot flashes on 40+C degree days, and being questioned in the pharmacy when buying iron supplements -- the teenager behind the counter actually asked me if I was too old to get pregnant because why else would anyone need massive doses of iron?

[YeahSure]

Mar 30, 2016 15:02:08 GMT -5 oldpantsparty said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:23:41 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

I have many rules. First of all, no babies. No talk of getting pregnant, being pregnant, post pregnancy, teething, tantrums, toddlers. Automatic ban.

My vagina is covered in cobwebs. Expect many contributions from me until my untimely death.

Dusty muffin?