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Flatulence?? Mar 30, 2016 15:13:29 GMT -5 mofongo and lalala like this

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Post by flex on Mar 30, 2016 15:13:29 GMT -5

I don't have that problem, but my mom, who is 76 and being treated for cancer, does. The good news is her hearing is declining so she can't even hear it when she's doing it.

So my advice is to wait until you go deaf. That'll solve the problem in about...20 or so years.

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Flatulence?? Mar 30, 2016 18:00:48 GMT -5 via mobile

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Post by hisno1girl on Mar 30, 2016 18:00:48 GMT -5

Girl, ever since I got The Diverticulosis, I let out days that last +10 seconds.

That doesn't sound like a lot of time but just go ahead and blow air out of your mouth for ten seconds and then you'll know what my ass feels like.

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mrsukyankee Elder Posts: 22,461 Likes: 29,593	Flatulence?? Mar 31, 2016 2:17:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mrsukyankee on Mar 31, 2016 2:17:37 GMT -5 You may be developing a food intolerance - as I got older, I became more prone to farting with dairy.
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Post by flex on Mar 30, 2016 15:13:29 GMT -5

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