I keep trying to find something funny and witty to text him, lol. He had a bad perianal abscess and went to the ER for butt pain and fever (hello, I about died laughing when I heard) and was kept in for emergency surgery. Poor guy though, it must have hurt like a mofo.
Also funnies/gossip related to this:
- He never calls my mom and says how he wants no relationship with her, and she is toxic, etc etc etc. Guess who he called at 7am yesterday because he was in pain? Maaaammaaaaaaaaaaaa!
- And you know my brother has been separated from SIL, after lots of drama, cheating, open relationship, swinging, him leaving with someone else, etc etc etc. They got back together, and then at my son's baptism in september where they came together, he told me he hated her and she was crazy and we haven't heard from her since other than him bitching about $$$ issues. He was dating a 20yo for the last few months (he is 37). Welp, guess who my parents found at the hospital last night waiting for him to come out of surgery? Yep, SIL. She is moving to his place for the weekend to help take care of him. <)
Will he have an open wound that needs to be packed? I had to have that when I had an abscess. Doing that is a labor of love...and NOT for the faint of heart! It definitely isn't something I'd want someone I disliked to do for me! Yuck!
I don't think he actually dislikes her. I think he is a jerk who likes to play her and she always falls for it. Sadly. They've technically been married 5 years, but separated for 2.
My mom offered for him to stay at my parent's house and she would stake care of him. But SIL was all "no, it's ok, I'll do it".
This happened to DH, and his ruptured, so he had to have emergency surgery. A few years later, he had another one that had to be removed. So painful! It's amazing how many butt jokes his friends came up with!