FFFC

[jojoandleo]

These are FlameFULL confessions. NOT Flame Free. Because we will flame. I fully expect flames for this:

The wedding I went to over the weekend included a girl I haven't seen in a solid 4 years.  (If not more.)  She and I were very close (I kept the bitch from getting ARRESTED!) until she met her now husband.  She pretty much ditched us once she got married, and it hurt my feelings.  It has become a running joke NOW (years later) that when her name is mentioned, I say "Who?"  I don't really have a grudge against her, I don't KNOW her anymore.  Anyway, last time I saw her, she was pregnant with her first. She now has two kids.  Someone the day before the wedding told me she was now pregnant with her third.  Well, she and I were dancing and I put my hands on her waist and felt a small bump.  So I was all, "Congrats on your pregnancy!"  GUYS, SHE ISN'T PREGNANT.  And all my friends assumed I said it on purpose to be a bitch.  I think it is safe to say, I have OFFICIALLY ended any possible friendship with the girl.

[1confused1]

Oh. Whoops!

[glitzyglow]

In this instance, it might be better for her to think you were being snide rather than you saying it because you thought she looked/felt pregnant, you know? Because I would rather think someone was being mean to me by saying congrats than because I actually look pregnant!

[jojoandleo]

Apr 8, 2016 9:55:51 GMT -5 glitzyglow said:

In this instance, it might be better for her to think you were being snide rather than you saying it because you thought she looked/felt pregnant, you know? Because I would rather think someone was being mean to me by saying congrats than because I actually look pregnant!

She did NOT look pregnant. AT ALL. I just remembered someone telling me that when I felt a slight pooch (which I totally have too!) when we were dancing. And I was drunk. And trying to come up with SOMETHING to say to her, as I don't really know her anymore.  I NEVER would have said anything had someone not told me she was pregnant.  Or thought anything about her body.  Still, I am not going to say anything about it.  I am totally fine with her just thinking I am a bitch. 

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I'm two drinks in and it's 9:30. Also I finally tried the AE high wasted jegging. OMG I feel so slim and can wear so many old tops now because my rolls aren't hanging out. This has really detoured me from trying to lose weight hahah.

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mp I'm the same way and these are incredible! And like 50 bucjs

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Apr 8, 2016 9:59:33 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

Apr 8, 2016 9:55:51 GMT -5 glitzyglow said:

In this instance, it might be better for her to think you were being snide rather than you saying it because you thought she looked/felt pregnant, you know? Because I would rather think someone was being mean to me by saying congrats than because I actually look pregnant!

She did NOT look pregnant. AT ALL. I just remembered someone telling me that when I felt a slight pooch (which I totally have too!) when we were dancing. And I was drunk. And trying to come up with SOMETHING to say to her, as I don't really know her anymore.  I NEVER would have said anything had someone not told me she was pregnant.  Or thought anything about her body.  Still, I am not going to say anything about it.  I am totally fine with her just thinking I am a bitch. 

LOL I'm sorry at your embarrassment but that is a great story for you down the line to laugh about.

This past week, our yoga instructor was telling this woman how to modify for pregnancy. Like in front of the class but low voice. The woman finally says very loudly "I'm not pregnant. I'm just fat!" after the yoga teacher told her not to do a pose. I thought the woman was pregnant as well and was shocked she wasn't! 

[stephreloaded]

Apr 8, 2016 11:41:12 GMT -5 @pdx18 said:

I'm two drinks in and it's 9:30. Also I finally tried the AE high wasted jegging. OMG I feel so slim and can wear so many old tops now because my rolls aren't hanging out. This has really detoured me from trying to lose weight hahah.

I am wearing a pair right now and they are so so comfortable. I do have an issue with them is that they make my butt look so flat so I most definitely need to wear something long enough. 

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stephreloaded I have the worlds flattest ass so I don't even notice hahah

[glitzyglow]

This is more random than anything, but @lemonlover's post about Brazilians made me wonder how common they are. I've never had one (nor do I want one). I asked two friends and neither of them had had one, either.

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Apr 8, 2016 14:33:24 GMT -5 glitzyglow said:

This is more random than anything, but @lemonlover 's post about Brazilians made me wonder how common they are. I've never had one (nor do I want one). I asked two friends and neither of them had had one, either.

Well... what do you do? If I shaved all of my hairs would be pissed off and become ingrown hairs. I still get like 5 or 6 when I wax. Regardless of anything I put down there. Trimming by far was the easiest. IDK. Right now it's like a swarming nest of bees down there until I get to my waxer next week. I'm a really hairy person. My sister says her hair is thin down there and she doesn't shave, wax, or trim. 

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glitzyglow I'm the opposite I only know a few people who haven't gotten them. They are pretty normal for my friend group. I just shave now because I can't take the grow out time, but I'm bald there.

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In my rural Indiana town it was like non-existent.
North Carolina was also a dinky town and two places did it and neither seems good.
Mississippi had only one place in town to get it done at and she double dipped the stick in the wax so I had half my shit wax before it was all nope nope nope octopus.
I feel like SoCal has been the only place it's been widely available through multiple sources which I assume makes it a popular service here.

[glitzyglow]

@lemonlover, I just shave my bikini line and the area, and trim as needed. You're welcome everyone...I'm sure you were all wondering.

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Apr 8, 2016 14:51:15 GMT -5 glitzyglow said:

@lemonlover , I just shave my bikini line and the area, and trim as needed. You're welcome everyone...I'm sure you were all wondering.

Yeah that's what I did living overseas. I waxed upon request/suggestion. I feel like what you do is more common than Brazilian and I might just give up and go back to that because doing it is hard.

[1confused1]

Apr 8, 2016 12:17:14 GMT -5 mp said:

@pdx18 I am struggling with my weight right now - only about 6-8 lbs over weight, but I gain it alllll in the muffin top area. You're convincing me I need those jeans!

I live in them.

[glitzyglow]

I want this work day to be over so I can go home and start drinking for the bachelorette party kick-off tonight. That's not flameful, but I don't feel like starting a new thread. I want to be moderately tipsy at minimum for the rest of the weekend.

[jenstar]

I secretly hope xh's new baby is not attractive lol I feel like that's flameful! DS was a gorgeous baby and I'm hopeful my genes are the stronger ones



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I have some sort of cough/head cold thing going on (likely viral).  I've felt like crap since Wednesday.  

J is currently acting like I have the plague.  I touched his leg before and he got mad at me saying that I was spreading my germs to him.  ^o)   But he ate the dinner that I cooked and took a bite of my donut that I'd already bitten and still sleeps next to my coughing/snoring/sniffling self.  He doesn't know how to be a germaphobe properly.  DUH.  Um, I work in healthcare and when I tell him he's acting like an ass he doesn't believe me.    Flameful--Now I kind of hope he gets my germs.  But I also don't, because he acts like a man-child when he's sick.  

He did make me a pot of chicken soup yesterday and was really sweet.  But today is a new day and I want to kick him in the nuts.  

[jojoandleo]

I've had a few brazillians. I usually shave it bald. Only a few girls in my group have ever done it. None of us get regular waxes.

[sweetchix]

Apr 10, 2016 10:01:52 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

I've had a few brazillians. I usually shave it bald. Only a few girls in my group have ever done it. None of us get regular waxes.

How do you avoid ingrown hairs? I usually just shave around the edges and trim.

[jojoandleo]

Apr 10, 2016 10:40:34 GMT -5 sweetchix said:

Apr 10, 2016 10:01:52 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

I've had a few brazillians. I usually shave it bald. Only a few girls in my group have ever done it. None of us get regular waxes.

How do you avoid ingrown hairs? I usually just shave around the edges and trim.

I get them, but they go away quickly. I get them on my underarms too. If I put biosilk on it right after it helps

[Linie]

I have been having full Brazilians for at least 5 years now. I started doing it because I read about it here and there were a few places opening in Brussels.

I have no idea if my friends do this. It's definitely harder to keep up when you have a boyfriend, lol! I don't want to let it grow out. I use a Silk Epil every other day now.

[riverpestie]

I no longer shave or wax, I had the laser done and it is ah-may-zing! No ingrown hairs or frequent shaving needed.