Flameful confessions.

[cinderbella]

I've lost 18 pounds and nobody has noticed. And I'm the WORST at spotting weight loss in other people so I really have no reason to be annoyed. I started out pretty heavy and have 40 more pounds to lose so it's not like there wasn't extra padding to begin with. LOL

[thebreakfastclub]

Jul 27, 2016 21:50:32 GMT -5 jezebel said:

My butt crack has been so sore the last few days.

Uh... +1

I bought yeast cream last night and put some of my son's Desitin on it. Sweet relief, lol.

[lilafowler]

Jul 28, 2016 7:19:06 GMT -5 thebreakfastclub said:

Jul 27, 2016 21:50:32 GMT -5 jezebel said:

My butt crack has been so sore the last few days.

Uh... +1

I bought yeast cream last night and put some of my son's Desitin on it. Sweet relief, lol.

Tis the season for swamp ass.

[MixedBerryJam]

I just had two of these for breakfast. Gotta get my calcium! 

[Saint Monica]

I think machine gun kelly is hot.

[tictac]

I guess mine is the "real" flameful here, because I didn't think SueSue was all that great before she went and doubled down on continuing to use a racist phrase "because *I* don't think it's racist", even after several WOC told her it was, and her insane Sally Hemings post was brought to light.

I don't miss her. At all.

ETA: fucking autocorrect.

[cheeseandcrackers]

I had a hot steamy sex dream with H... I woke up instantly disappointed because I don't feel that way about him anymore and sex is usually the last thing I crave. The real flameful is that I bought these supplements that are suppose to improve my sex drive, nothing yet except the sex dream lol.

[pantsparty]

Jul 27, 2016 22:50:34 GMT -5 jezebel said:

Jul 27, 2016 21:53:59 GMT -5 luschek said:

Stop having the butt sex. You're welcome.

I haven't even had the regular sex in... Awhile.

Start having the butt sex?

[Deleted]

Jul 28, 2016 7:00:03 GMT -5 TR said:

I refuse to buy a house that doesn't have a pool or doesn't have the space for us to put one in. It's literally the only thing that is a must have for me in this whole move. Flameful because I'm not the one buying the house.

Putting a pool in is SUCH a pain in the ass and you will NEVER get a return on your investment. Buy a house with a pool already installed. 


Or make your boyfriend do it. LOL. 

[lilafowler]

Jul 28, 2016 7:42:53 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Jul 27, 2016 22:50:34 GMT -5 jezebel said:

I haven't even had the regular sex in... Awhile.

Start having the butt sex?

But she has swamp ass! Unless jizz is a cure we haven't heard about yet?

[cinderbella]

Jul 28, 2016 7:36:37 GMT -5 kooshball said:

Jul 28, 2016 7:16:53 GMT -5 cinderbella said:

I've lost 18 pounds and nobody has noticed. And I'm the WORST at spotting weight loss in other people so I really have no reason to be annoyed. I started out pretty heavy and have 40 more pounds to lose so it's not like there wasn't extra padding to begin with. LOL

And I wish no one would notice my weight loss... I really think people shouldn't be commenting on anyone's body even if people think it's positive. So basically, I wish everyone around me was like the people around you instead. 

I can totally see that side of the coin, too. I know if someone *did* mention it, I'd get embarrassed and brush it off and downplay it because that's how I roll with compliments.........so maybe I don't even know what I want. lol

[pantsparty]

Jul 28, 2016 7:56:01 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Jul 28, 2016 7:42:53 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Start having the butt sex?

But she has swamp ass! Unless jizz is a cure we haven't heard about yet?

My H says jizz is a natural cure for SO MANY things. I bet in this area, too!

[mcmel]

Since this is a flameful thread, I don't get this-

Jul 28, 2016 3:20:15 GMT -5 poorpoodle said:

Not flameful. I'll give you hair pats with my paws. I won't lick you bc I know how you feel about germs but I'll give you a good nuzzle.

[cookie510]

I am so tired and cranky about so many things. Work, $, my child not going to sleep and never sleeping through the night. And yesterday was such a sucky day. I had a full on temper tantrum like a 2 year old last night and cried myself to sleep. I feel like such an asshole today.

[WOUNDTIGHT]

Jul 28, 2016 7:56:08 GMT -5 cinderbella said:

Jul 28, 2016 7:36:37 GMT -5 kooshball said:

And I wish no one would notice my weight loss... I really think people shouldn't be commenting on anyone's body even if people think it's positive. So basically, I wish everyone around me was like the people around you instead. 

I can totally see that side of the coin, too. I know if someone *did* mention it, I'd get embarrassed and brush it off and downplay it because that's how I roll with compliments.........so maybe I don't even know what I want. lol

Honestly when people mention my recent weight loss it just makes me want to crawl into a hole and cry because it reminds me of how "bad" I must have looked before (not true, but weight stuff is such a mindfuck). I am in the camp of never mention anyone's weight, period.

[lilafowler]

Jul 28, 2016 8:04:39 GMT -5 mcmel said:

Since this is a flameful thread, I don't get this-

Jul 28, 2016 3:20:15 GMT -5 poorpoodle said:

Not flameful. I'll give you hair pats with my paws. I won't lick you bc I know how you feel about germs but I'll give you a good nuzzle.

I think someone is trying to be funny?

[TR]

Jul 28, 2016 7:52:44 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Jul 28, 2016 7:00:03 GMT -5 TR said:

I refuse to buy a house that doesn't have a pool or doesn't have the space for us to put one in. It's literally the only thing that is a must have for me in this whole move. Flameful because I'm not the one buying the house.

Putting a pool in is SUCH a pain in the ass and you will NEVER get a return on your investment. Buy a house with a pool already installed. 


Or make your boyfriend do it. LOL. 

Oh I know. I even brought that up with this current house on the creek, but he really likes the house so I'm all, "Ok dude, it's your money."

[Jalapeñomel]

Jul 28, 2016 7:11:26 GMT -5 @angryharpy said:

Jul 28, 2016 7:08:03 GMT -5 meganew said:

I feel like if you go from supporting Bernie to Gary Johnson you don't actually understand politics or party platforms and just want to look cool and counterculture.

This isn't flameful. It's just a fact. If you can't vote for the person who mostly matches up with Grandpa BernBern because you got a touch of the feels, then you're a lost cause.

Worse is when people claim they are libertarian, but actually have no idea what a libertarian is.

[jlt19]

Jul 28, 2016 7:08:03 GMT -5 meganew said:

I have two:

I feel like if you go from supporting Bernie to Gary Johnson you don't actually understand politics or party platforms and just want to look cool and counterculture.

I'm leaving for my girls trip today and I'm feeling so anxious and guilty about it. It's only 3 nights, and they'll have an awesome time with H and his parents, but I still feel guilty. I hate mom guilt. I'm also worried about the car ride down or back, and it's only a 3 hour drive. Ugh. I should just shut up and enjoy it.

Are you driving? If not, bring road "sodas" as my DH likes to call them (assuming that's legal in your state of course).

And do not feel guilty. I know it's innate and we do it to ourselves, but there is ABSOLUTELY nothing for you to feel guilty about. You are leaving them with their other PARENT. You deserve this!

[lilafowler]

Jul 28, 2016 8:01:17 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Jul 28, 2016 7:56:01 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

But she has swamp ass! Unless jizz is a cure we haven't heard about yet?

My H says jizz is a natural cure for SO MANY things. I bet in this area, too!

Conjunctivitis? Jizz
Ringworm? Jizz
Yeast infection? Jizz
Lice? Jizz
Upset stomach, diarrhea? Jizz.

[ProfessorArtNerd]

I'm probably going to cry to my therapist today about kid ballet.  I see everything as a symbol of something much greater.  I feel like this is all my fault, if I'd stayed and heard how far off track she was, I could've worked with her.

Also- the past two nights, H has slept during the day then went out at night.  Lucy and I called them "party nights" because we can do whatever we want to do and be as loud as we can.  It's so much easier when he's not around

[pixelpassion]

I have two:

My H and I established that we are on a "spending freeze" for the next couple of weeks to save money since a lot of our sources of extra income are either on hiatus for the summer or just ended. I am currently looking on macy's website and want to buy a really cute dress

I still have a crush on my coworker that's significantly older than me and I've been trying really hard (and unsuccessfully) to get over it

ETA: Lol, I'm really a terrible wife

[Deleted]

Jul 28, 2016 7:16:53 GMT -5 cinderbella said:

I've lost 18 pounds and nobody has noticed. And I'm the WORST at spotting weight loss in other people so I really have no reason to be annoyed. I started out pretty heavy and have 40 more pounds to lose so it's not like there wasn't extra padding to begin with. LOL

Congrats!

And people may have noticed but don't say anything. I know for a fact I never comment on a person's body weight unless it's someone who has specifically said to me, "I lost 10 pounds from making lifestyle changes" which I presume means they are open to a compliment at the time. I personally don't like when people comment on my body.

Keep up the good work!

[rbp]

Jul 28, 2016 8:24:29 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Jul 28, 2016 7:11:26 GMT -5 @angryharpy said:

This isn't flameful. It's just a fact. If you can't vote for the person who mostly matches up with Grandpa BernBern because you got a touch of the feels, then you're a lost cause.

Worse is when people claim they are libertarian, but actually have no idea what a libertarian is.

There are sooooo many of these. UGH.

[papie]

I made H get a vasectomy a year ago.  We both agreed we were done and I said it was his turn to take care of BC.  ANYWAY.  I have these urges for a newborn.  I see a baby and my heart hops.  I almost cried walking through the baby section at Sears this week.  We gave all out baby stuff away.  We ARE done.  So why do I have this strong urge for a baby?  I told H and we got in an argument because he was like "you MADE ME get a vasectomy and now you tell me you want a baby I can't have?".  UGH.  I don't want a baby, I just wanted to talk about it.  lol

[papie]

Jul 28, 2016 7:22:28 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

I just had two of these for breakfast. Gotta get my calcium! 

I had two bowls of ice cream for lunch yesterday. 

[slcjess]

Jul 28, 2016 3:22:10 GMT -5 ProfessorArtNerd said:

Jul 27, 2016 22:17:26 GMT -5 slcjess said:

My 5 month old loves tv. I've started trying to keep the tv off unless he's asleep and I've been super busy with work this week but last weekend I put on Winnie the Pooh for him and he loved it. I know, brain rot. Sorry, baby. #moty

I'm kind of annoyed that my 13 month old doesn't give a flying shit about tv. Lucy and my nephew both had favorite shows by now. Your mother is of advanced maternal age, David, give her a break!

Jul 28, 2016 6:54:20 GMT -5 bcv513 said:

Jul 27, 2016 22:17:26 GMT -5 slcjess said:

My 5 month old loves tv. I've started trying to keep the tv off unless he's asleep and I've been super busy with work this week but last weekend I put on Winnie the Pooh for him and he loved it. I know, brain rot. Sorry, baby. #moty

I hear you. C is obsessed with Lion Guard and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I tell myself it's Disney so it's okay

Well I'm glad I'm not the only one! haha. 

I'm also pretty sure he likes his babysitter more than he likes me. BUT she does't just plop him on front of the TV and take a nap so. I don't really blame him. Lol. 

[mooselovah]

Jul 28, 2016 8:35:10 GMT -5 ProfessorArtNerd said:

I'm probably going to cry to my therapist today about kid ballet.  I see everything as a symbol of something much greater.  I feel like this is all my fault, if I'd stayed and heard how far off track she was, I could've worked with her.

I am probably really off base here. But an she take a year off ballet? Maybe try something new? Diving? Kung fu? Painting? Swimming? Highland dancing? Wall climbing? Ball hockey? Field hockey?

It seems like maybe Lucy is still finding her thing and what she is really good at and this may be a positive instead of a set back.

[mooselovah]

Jul 28, 2016 9:43:06 GMT -5 @bonster214 said:

I am so torn on who I am going to vote for. One minute it's HRC and the next it's Trump. I think I have my mind made up on an issue and then I hear someone from the other side and then change my mind.

I have basic fundamental beliefs but I'm wondering if it's ok to just vote for who lines up best with those and forget about everything else.

And honestly, I get so confused about politics and all of the political games and strategies. Why can't you just choose who you actually want without thinking about how its going to affect all of the various seats in that state.

I feel like a bad American.

It's Hillary. Please don't let the rest of the world down.

[TR]

Jul 28, 2016 9:43:06 GMT -5 @bonster214 said:

I am so torn on who I am going to vote for. One minute it's HRC and the next it's Trump. I think I have my mind made up on an issue and then I hear someone from the other side and then change my mind.

I have basic fundamental beliefs but I'm wondering if it's ok to just vote for who lines up best with those and forget about everything else.

And honestly, I get so confused about politics and all of the political games and strategies. Why can't you just choose who you actually want without thinking about how its going to affect all of the various seats in that state.

I feel like a bad American.

I honestly have no idea how anyone could bounce between HRC & Trump. Like...I don't even have words.

To the bolded...you can. You can vote for each office.

PS - Have you been "debating" with that jackwagon at work again?