I am fb friends with not one, but TWO couples

[Bernadine]

That both share a fb page AND post sappy shit back and forth to each other. I mean, either one of these is bad enough, but both at the same time? Omg.

[pantsparty]

Gross.

[puddleofgrace]

Douche bags..

[Champagne Supernova]

Aw give them a break; their love is not legit unless it's on Facebook!

[ZoeHart]

I don't think I could be friends with these people. I don't have the self control to keep my snark in check and not post a smart ass response.

[kris356]

The mush post are bad enough but the joint Facebook pages .

[adhdfashion]

That's vomit inducing.

[themysteriouswife]

I suspect one of them is unfaithful and/or the marriage is on the rocks.

[pinkeggs]

I was friends with one couple who constantly posted cutesey/kiss ass things to each other. Found out later that he has a problem keeping his zipper up....

[yourmother]

These types are the WORST.

[miso]

Time for new friends.

[yourmother]

Oh, wait. These types are tied with the ChickFilA dads who are worthless sacks of shit in real life.

[themysteriouswife]

You can report them as using a fake name. FB will require them to prove who they are.

[themysteriouswife]

Aug 6, 2016 11:21:20 GMT -5 yourmother said:

Oh, wait. These types are tied with the ChickFilA dads who are worthless sacks of shit in real life.

What the fuck is a ChickFila dad?

[statlerwaldorf]

I always wonder which one cheated when I see a joint Facebook page.

[jinkies]

I am friends with a couple who does this as well. They are super religious, and super smug about how adorable they find themselves.

[calmcosmo]

I always assume trust and/or control issues when couples share social media accounts.

[W.T.Faulkner]

I love to play the "Guess who cheated" game when I see these.

[yourmother]

Aug 6, 2016 11:22:33 GMT -5 themysteriouswife said:

Aug 6, 2016 11:21:20 GMT -5 yourmother said:

Oh, wait. These types are tied with the ChickFilA dads who are worthless sacks of shit in real life.

What the fuck is a ChickFila dad?

I have a "friend" on FB who takes his kids to CFA and takes pics and selfies to AW that he's taking care of them while mom is out of town on business or working or whatever to get the comments of "Ah, you're such a great dad!". Meanwhile, he doesn't help the wife with any of the day to day BS of raising kids.

[Elsa]

Give pantsparty their names and have her tag them in her version of the love your spouse challenge. Lolol

[boxertdog]

Unfriend.

[pantsparty]

Aug 6, 2016 12:41:33 GMT -5 Elsa said:

Give pantsparty their names and have her tag them in her version of the love your spouse challenge. Lolol

MY challenge is ONLY open to people married to Kevins. Well, I guess I'll make an exception for those married to Calvins.

[fumbalina]

I'm always tempted to start putting my grocery list on their shared page. Really any random text, so also quotes about independence, commentary about John Oliver sketches, why I am making spaghetti for dinner, etc.

[hisno1girl]

I have a few married couples that share their FB but no one acts all lovey dovey on it. They just add their first name at the end so wet know who is making the post.

I still think it's stupid.

[DarcyLongfellow]

Yep, whenever I see a couple post public lovey dovey stuff to each other, I mentally start a countdown to divorce. You don't do that shit unless at least one of you is trying too hard to prove something.

Also, shared FB pages are pathetic. Have your own identity!!! You are not one person!!! The only people I know who do this are super evangelical.

[ECB]

Thank God I know no couples who do this.

[cabbagecabbage]

I have three couples like this. Well, they don't share accounts but they overdo the luuuuurve posts. Couple 1: just got married but broke up twice in the 6 month engagement (cue angry memes for a week) 2: divorcing 3: She confided in me they haven't had sex in over a year.