A bee just stung my vagina

[jezebel]

Ok, not directly on my vag, but close. 😢 I hate bees!

[textbookcase]

Oh no!! I hope your vagina does not swell too badly.

[sbobsqpants]

So your #10 is now a #26?

[jezebel]

I should mention I was in a bathing suit not running around outside naked

[themysteriouswife]

I was stung on the ass at Allie's birthday party. I couldn't sit down it hurt so bad. I'm sorry your hush hush got stung.

[JLV]

Owww. I am sorry.

This is my biggest fear when wearing a dress.

[jezebel]

I'm never leaving the house again.

[elleblue]

Aug 16, 2016 15:40:00 GMT -5 jezebel said:

I should mention I was in a bathing suit not running around outside naked

I was just about to ask if you were Shailene Woodley-ing it up or something, lol. link 

[agnes]

That is a very descriptive title.

I am sorry you were stung. Especially in that sensitive area.

[amberlyrose]

Ouch!
I'm sorry

[blondemoment123]

What?! How does they happen!

[AHappierHour]

I'm so sorry.

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Aug 16, 2016 15:35:25 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

Aug 16, 2016 15:34:35 GMT -5 jezebel said:

Ok, not directly on my vag, but close. 😢 I hate bees!

I had this happen to my labia with a wasp. It was on the toilet paper and I was unaware. Until I became very aware.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Are you still alive?? How?? Is this the ghost of chile? Did you need like emergency medical attention?? Omg!!

[bigoleworm]

I got stung in the vag twice as a kid.
My parents have a pool and we weren't allowed in the house wet, nor were we allowed to pee in the pool. My brothers would just pee behind a bush so I wanted to as well.
Squatting makes you much closer to the ground, so when I peed on the bee, it got angry and stung me.
A few weeks later I did it again. Obviously I didn't learn.

[jezebel]

Aug 16, 2016 17:33:47 GMT -5 blondemoment123 said:

What?! How does they happen!

I was sitting in a lounge chair with my knees up and the little fucker just snuck in there.

[blondemoment123]

Aug 16, 2016 19:51:53 GMT -5 jezebel said:

Aug 16, 2016 17:33:47 GMT -5 blondemoment123 said:

What?! How does they happen!

I was sitting in a lounge chair with my knees up and the little fucker just snuck in there.

I'm so sorry!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

THEY DON'T ALLOW BEES IN THERE.

[boxertdog]

Aug 16, 2016 15:35:25 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

Aug 16, 2016 15:34:35 GMT -5 jezebel said:

Ok, not directly on my vag, but close. 😢 I hate bees!

I had this happen to my labia with a wasp. It was on the toilet paper and I was unaware. Until I became very aware.

OMG. I cannot imagine the pain. And itching in the days after.

I had one fly up the bottom of my pant leg and hide. Stung me on the ass and vanished. 20 mins and a car ride later I went to bathroom to pee and it stung me 2 more times on the ass. Motherfucker hitchhiker in my pants for two car rides and a trip to the bathroom. On vacation. The kids called it "mommy's butt stings". 😭

[kalil]

Omg. I'm glad you explained how this happened.
My son was stung for the first time (on his arm) when he was about 6 and was using the bathroom. I swear any time the subject of bee stings comes up he makes sure to tell everyone he was stung while peeing. 😂