I just got a No Regerts tattoo.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Kristen was born in March.  JESUS.

I got so distracted by resizing and respacing the date when I drew it that I put a 5 in instead of a 3.

FUCKWIT.

[Eagles]

Omg.

[tripleshot]

Oh no! For real?

[kevin arnold]

On the bright side, now it's pretty clear who is the favorite. High five, Cambria!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Oh for real.

[tripleshot]

[amberlyrose]

Oh no

On the bright side, it's a really pretty tattoo.

Is there any way they can fix it?

[isabel]

Oh no no no! Omg.

It's so pretty. Ugh. I'm so sad.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I was already going home by the time H saw the picture on FB and called me to inform me that I was a dumbass.

I'm going to ask them.

[livinitup]

Maybe she was 5 lbs. maybe the SCALE was wrong and the universe corrected it for you. Hmmm

[renna]

Try it on the other arm.

It is a cool looking tattoo, though. Sorry about the 3.

[thisorthat]

The lasers at a tattoo removal place could fix the 5 by removing it. It likely wouldn't cost very much or take many sessions since I assume it's in black ink.

[jlt19]

Oh. Wow. I'm so sorry. It's very pretty.

[jlt19]

Ok. So, 2011. She's 5. Does she KNOW she was born in March? Just change her birthday to May. It's a prettier month anyway.

Nevermind, I was reading the wrong date. Hopefully I won't be getting any tattoos soon!

[orangello]

Oh, girl. I'm sorry. But yeah, get that 5 lasered off and then re-ink it. Try to find comfort in that someday this is going to be a hysterical family story? It really is a beautiful tattoo.

[Kristinmo]

My dad did the same thing on my sister's passport. Her passport said May and her birthday is also March. It's been 20 years and we still make fun of him

[isabel]

Aug 16, 2016 17:58:05 GMT -5 thisorthat said:

The lasers at a tattoo removal place could fix the 5 by removing it. It likely wouldn't cost very much or take many sessions since I assume it's in black ink.

Oh good! I was hoping someone would come in here and say this was possible. Do this!

[jinkies]

Oh noooooo.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

OK, I've found a place that does removal, I'm going in tomorow and having them look at it. Unfortunately, they can't do anything until it's healed. But it can be FIXED.

[janegold]

Oh no!!! I really like the tattoo, though. I bet your artist could tweak the 5 a bit.

[cinderbella]

Holy shit, that's a gorgeous tattoo.

Even if you did forget the month you gave birth.

[miso]

OH, NOES.

I'm so sorry.

But I can't lie.

Kinda funny when it's not your own arm. (heart)

[boxertdog]

I have a tattoo in French that I'm pretty sure doesn't actually translate. 😭

This is bad though. I'd probably have them turn the numbers into just more of the design.

[googled]

Oh my goooooosh, I'm so sorry lady. That is the suck.

[lilafowler]

Oh no

[googled]

But it is a beautiful tattoo btw!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

BFF also text me to call me an idiot. We discussed options and then she consoled me by saying that no one would ever notice besides her and H.

Then 2 minutes later she text back saying, "Never mind, my H just asked me what month Kristen was born in."

DAMN IT BEST FRIENDS YOU KNOW MY LYYYYFFFFEEEEE

[Deleted]

Well while we are offering constructive criticism this looks, to me, like you had a child that lived for only four years.

[cbwm1]

Aug 16, 2016 18:20:49 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

Well while we are offering constructive criticism this looks, to me, like you had a child that lived for only four years.

UNHELPFUL DUDE

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Aug 16, 2016 18:20:49 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

Well while we are offering constructive criticism this looks, to me, like you had a child that lived for only four years.

Yeah I don't care about that part.  I only wanted three arrows.