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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 16:08:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 17, 2012 16:08:13 GMT -5 Why must you go to a black tie work function tonight when your daughter has been a holy terror all day today and all I want to do is open a bottle of wine?
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Deleted Posts: 0	Why DH? May 17, 2012 16:08:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 17, 2012 16:08:50 GMT -5 Are you following the no wine unless DH is home rule?
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 16:14:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 17, 2012 16:14:53 GMT -5 No, but I still need to give her a bath, so I feel like I should wait until after that.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Why DH? May 17, 2012 16:17:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 17, 2012 16:17:44 GMT -5 Yeah, I usually wait until after bath time with DH isn't around.
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EloiseWeenie Moderator BOARD POLICE Posts: 7,357 Likes: 3,199	Why DH? May 17, 2012 16:21:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by EloiseWeenie on May 17, 2012 16:21:08 GMT -5 Somehow I've tricked my husband into bathing the kids. I can't remember the last time I've done it.
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 16:22:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 17, 2012 16:22:20 GMT -5 When he's home he usually does it. Or, I'll take a bath, he'll hand her to me, I'll wash her, then he'll take her and I get to lounge in the tub.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Why DH? May 17, 2012 16:24:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 17, 2012 16:24:23 GMT -5 DH does the bathing when he is home. It's bath night tonight.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Why DH? May 17, 2012 16:25:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 17, 2012 16:25:15 GMT -5 When he gets home, I am handing over the kids and going to bed.
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alleycat New Member Posts: 489 Likes: 1	Why DH? May 17, 2012 16:26:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alleycat on May 17, 2012 16:26:51 GMT -5 Skip the bath, turn on sprout and pour yourself a glass of wine.
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 17:22:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 17, 2012 17:22:09 GMT -5 Bath time is done, she's cuddling Bloomie and swatting at that damn snail... I'm going to go get some wine.
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 17:25:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 17, 2012 17:25:44 GMT -5 Layer Cake Shiraz goes with mac and cheese, right?
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jazzym12 New Member Posts: 307 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 17:27:17 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jazzym12 on May 17, 2012 17:27:17 GMT -5 DH just got home and I gave him E and I'm ready to go into hiding.
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jazzym12 New Member Posts: 307 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 17:27:44 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jazzym12 on May 17, 2012 17:27:44 GMT -5 May 17, 2012 17:25:44 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said: Layer Cake Shiraz goes with mac and cheese, right? Everything goes with Mac and cheese
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Deleted Posts: 0	Why DH? May 17, 2012 17:33:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 17, 2012 17:33:12 GMT -5 May 17, 2012 17:25:44 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said: Layer Cake Shiraz goes with mac and cheese, right? How is that wine?
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shellybelly Guest	Why DH? May 17, 2012 17:35:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by shellybelly on May 17, 2012 17:35:33 GMT -5 May 17, 2012 17:27:44 GMT -5 jazzym12 said: May 17, 2012 17:25:44 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said: Layer Cake Shiraz goes with mac and cheese, right? Everything goes with Mac and cheese See, in my mind WINE goes with anything
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Why DH? May 17, 2012 17:40:36 GMT -5

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May 17, 2012 17:33:12 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

May 17, 2012 17:25:44 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Layer Cake Shiraz goes with mac and cheese, right?

How is that wine?

It still needs to breathe a little, it's a little harsh. That's not stopping me from drinking it, though. The next glass will be better.

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"Post a pic of those shoes again. I forget what the bastard love child of a gay French sailor and a Vegas showgirl looks like." - HappyAardvark

Deleted Posts: 0	Why DH? May 17, 2012 17:47:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 17, 2012 17:47:26 GMT -5 We have this thing called a venturi that aerates the wine when you pour it.
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 21:25:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 17, 2012 21:25:26 GMT -5 I'm going to kill him... he's not answering my texts.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Why DH? May 17, 2012 21:30:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 17, 2012 21:30:05 GMT -5 This happens every time MH goes out with work people. He only plans on going for an hour and ends up being there forever. So, I blow his phone up the entire time.
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 21:31:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 17, 2012 21:31:57 GMT -5 His tuxedoed ass is going to be sleeping in a different bedroom.
	Back to Top CRYSTAL'S VAG ::Le Queef:: "Post a pic of those shoes again. I forget what the bastard love child of a gay French sailor and a Vegas showgirl looks like." - HappyAardvark

Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 21:36:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 17, 2012 21:36:12 GMT -5 He is on the phone now, he still sucks... he's 45 min away and he's just leaving.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Why DH? May 17, 2012 21:39:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 17, 2012 21:39:18 GMT -5 May 17, 2012 21:36:12 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said: He is on the phone now, he still sucks... he's 45 min away and he's just leaving. That was a very long cocktail hour...
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 21:45:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 17, 2012 21:45:56 GMT -5 Apparently he was stuck in traffic and missed the cocktail hour and had to sit through a presentation until he could get something to eat and drink.
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Why DH? May 17, 2012 22:02:04 GMT -5

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I told him he is doing the full nighttime routine tomorrow. She doesn't really eat for him and he gives up easily, but I told him I don't care how flustered he gets tomorrow (because he gets flustered and hands her over), he is giving her the entire bottle and putting her to bed.

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CRYSTAL'S VAG ::Le Queef::

"Post a pic of those shoes again. I forget what the bastard love child of a gay French sailor and a Vegas showgirl looks like." - HappyAardvark

Deleted Posts: 0	Why DH? May 17, 2012 22:05:27 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 17, 2012 22:05:27 GMT -5 You should make him take the baby and you can go in your sauna!
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 22:25:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 17, 2012 22:25:06 GMT -5 Dipshit just got home... he's not only on full duty tomorrow night but all weekend!
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Why DH? May 17, 2012 22:47:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 17, 2012 22:47:26 GMT -5 He comes home and immediately gets on the phone with his friend in arizona... Asshole.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Why DH? May 18, 2012 5:17:52 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 5:17:52 GMT -5 author=milton board=dwp thread=5483 post=80219 time=1337312846]He comes home and immediately gets on the phone with his friend in arizona... Asshole. Oh no he didn't!
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Glitter Tits Full Member pursemeatballs Posts: 1,220 Likes: 303	Why DH? May 18, 2012 5:39:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Glitter Tits on May 18, 2012 5:39:07 GMT -5 Mac n cheese is gross. Sorry you had a long day, Liz.
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