It seems like everything is a symptom

[winecheery]

for pregnancy.

omg.

I'm just checking out some early pg symptoms, (ya know, doin my homework) and I looked up odd/weird early pg symptoms, like besides the typical ones, and holy crap balls batman...based on the shit I'm reading...we are ALL probably pregnant right. this. second.

Truly tho, I'm just getting antsy because I'm officially on CD28 and entering the 2ww...but I know there's no way I'm pg because I have no symptoms. Well, no symptoms that aren't phantom symptoms anyways...

The things is, I've got brunch today and dinner and all will include adult beverages and so even tho I'm team drink til it's pink, I feel worried since I only know 98% sure that it didn't happen this month. I want to take the stupid test and be done with it. Le sigh.

I think that would be unwise tho. Ima wait it out.

Thanks for listening to my whine...I went off my initial topic there lol

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Your internal monologue makes me LOL. Seriously. We think SO MUCH alike!

Is there anything you can do to distract you until AF shoes up, or it's time to test?

[winecheery]

Sept 8, 2012 12:04:43 GMT -5 @villainv said:

Your internal monologue makes me LOL. Seriously. We think SO MUCH alike!

Is there anything you can do to distract you until AF shoes up, or it's time to test?

Thank goodness I have a cyber friend who gets me! lol

Ummmm distractions...besides shopping??? (which I've done enough of fer reaaaalll) I suppose I could, you know, WORK on my choreo jobs. Waaaah

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Yeah, I do a lot of internet shopping. It's been pretty dangerous. I'm also making Shutterfly albums for our parents from our wedding in April (we just got our album and the CD from our photographer this week).

Work sucks, but it's definitely a good distraction. Except...maybe it's just my job, but since I know I won't be able to fly once I'm KU, I'm kind of having trouble keeping my head in the game. My supervisor keeps telling me about exercises next year and training programs that he wants me to do to get more qualifications, but I'm hoping I'll be pregnant by then (which he, of course, doesn't know), so I'm secretly hoping that none of that will have a chance to happen.

[winecheery]

I kwym...

People are always talking about next season, and what jobs I'm interesting in auditioning for etc., aaaand I'm like I hope I don't have to audition for anything; I will just teach until I can't move safely!

[thoseareradishes]

I think I'm going to start making my Christmas cards for this year as a way to keep busy after work. I've been trying to think of a project that will take me a while but isn't too expensive.

I also hate that feeling of, well, hopefully I'll be pregnant by then...being on CD1 doesn't help

[Cheesecake]

I'm a drink 'til it's pink girl myself and totally get your inner monologue as well as the phantom symptoms. Now that we're on vacation, along with DTIP, I've decided that I'll just adhere to local customs (I'm halfway through the 2WW and if I'm KU, we'll still have 1 week of vacay after I know, which will be spent with ILs who won't be told untul at least 10 weeks in.
Local advice here re pregnancy is no more drinking than a glass of wine with dinner. So if I have pink before we leave, that's what I'll do, max.

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[winecheery]

Thanks ladies, cheers :drink:

Christmas cards is a good distraction idea!!

I def think the fact that this process can take so long :-| requires a drink

I also think the fact that my friend told me she just went off bcp and her cycle sprang back to normal cycle one, and clearly mine hasn't, makes me want to add chocolate to go with my adult beverage.

[mimosas]

I hope you enjoyed brunch today! I'm taking advantage of drink 'til it's pink and drinking now. Fittingly, a mimosa, actually! It makes the fertile window more fun. lol

[winecheery]

Sept 8, 2012 16:55:28 GMT -5 mimosas said:

I hope you enjoyed brunch today! I'm taking advantage of drink 'til it's pink and drinking now. Fittingly, a mimosa, actually! It makes the fertile window more fun. lol

I did, thanks! And I too had a mimosa. Delish!

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After all, alcohol has been helping people get pregnant since the beginning of time:-) If it worked for those cheerleaders back in high school, then it's worth a try!

[winecheery]

Sept 8, 2012 23:30:17 GMT -5 @villainv said:

After all, alcohol has been helping people get pregnant since the beginning of time:-) If it worked for those cheerleaders back in high school, then it's worth a try!

This. Is a truth that we've all been ignoring!

[Cheesecake]

Sept 9, 2012 1:38:21 GMT -5 winecheery said:

Sept 8, 2012 23:30:17 GMT -5 @villainv said:

After all, alcohol has been helping people get pregnant since the beginning of time:-) If it worked for those cheerleaders back in high school, then it's worth a try!

This. Is a truth that we've all been ignoring!

Which should mean I'm pregnant now, right??? I've been drinking every day... Or is it getting drunk we need? Because in that case I'm f-ed, as I love my alcohol like everyone, but don't like getting totally wasted ;D

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Sept 9, 2012 3:59:23 GMT -5 Cheesecake said:

Sept 9, 2012 1:38:21 GMT -5 winecheery said:

This. Is a truth that we've all been ignoring!

Which should mean I'm pregnant now, right??? I've been drinking every day... Or is it getting drunk we need? Because in that case I'm f-ed, as I love my alcohol like everyone, but don't like getting totally wasted ;D

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If memory serves me correct, I think you have to get totally wasted. And do it in the back seat of a car.

[winecheery]

Sept 9, 2012 9:08:16 GMT -5 @villainv said:

Sept 9, 2012 3:59:23 GMT -5 Cheesecake said:

Which should mean I'm pregnant now, right??? I've been drinking every day... Or is it getting drunk we need? Because in that case I'm f-ed, as I love my alcohol like everyone, but don't like getting totally wasted ;D

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If memory serves me correct, I think you have to get totally wasted. And do it in the back seat of a car.

Yes, the car is the key! foodie get to a car quick!!!!

[thoseareradishes]

Crap, I don't drink. Guess I'm out of luck, heh!

[Cheesecake]

Sept 9, 2012 16:05:15 GMT -5 thoseareradishes said:

Crap, I don't drink. Guess I'm out of luck, heh!

You can also become a slutty cheerleader or drop out of high school, both those things HIGHLY increase the chance of pregnancy...

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[winecheery]

Sept 9, 2012 16:15:56 GMT -5 Cheesecake said:

Sept 9, 2012 16:05:15 GMT -5 thoseareradishes said:

Crap, I don't drink. Guess I'm out of luck, heh!

You can also become a slutty cheerleader or drop out of high school, both those things HIGHLY increase the chance of pregnancy...

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Oooh oohhh or also, be a celebrity. They get pregnant like, once a month.