Sorry I Blew My Load Too Soon. NFT.

[Glitter Tits]

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[humpty]

This reminds me that I'm afraid of my kids looking funny when they start getting their adult teeth.

[Glitter Tits]

That is something I hadn't even considered yet.

[Llama in Mules]

I was terrified of having an unfortunate looking baby...

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May 17, 2012 19:14:38 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

That is something I hadn't even considered yet.

Mackenzie's front teeth stick out on top because she sucks her thumb.

DH always says that if our kids are ugly it's my fault for all the comments I have made about other people's children.

[Llama in Mules]

DH's friend has a really funny looking son with the worst hairline. We were so afraid karma was going to bite us in the ass because we make fun of him. Luckily, Li is cute.
The couple just had a daughter, I'm terrified of what this baby is going to look like.

[Glitter Tits]

Sometimes ugly babies make the prettiest adults.

[Llama in Mules]

Based on the parents of these kids, not going to happen...

[Glitter Tits]

May 17, 2012 19:29:46 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Based on the parents of these kids, not going to happen...

Poor kids. I'm sure they'll make up for it with their charm and intelligence. I'd rather be friends with a smart, funny person than an pretty, boring person.

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I made my sister promise my kid was cute before I put pictures on FB.

[Llama in Mules]

May 17, 2012 19:33:17 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 17, 2012 19:29:46 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Based on the parents of these kids, not going to happen...

Poor kids. I'm sure they'll make up for it with their charm and intelligence. I'd rather be friends with a smart, funny person than an pretty, boring person.

The mother's personality sucks, too.

[EloiseWeenie]

May 17, 2012 19:39:33 GMT -5 @tickledpickle said:

I made my sister promise my kid was cute before I put pictures on FB.

LOL

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May 17, 2012 19:58:21 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 17, 2012 19:33:17 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

Poor kids. I'm sure they'll make up for it with their charm and intelligence. I'd rather be friends with a smart, funny person than an pretty, boring person.

The mother's personality sucks, too.

Then those kids are fucked.

[jazzym12]

I was afraid of having a blue eyed child with dark skin,freckles and red hair.. She got the red hair and it still
makes me sad.

[dearprudence]

It's a good thing my kid has personality up the wazoo, because my husband frequently remarks that in pictures with other children our boy looks like a fat, ugly, leukemia patient.

But his smile pretty much lights up the entire West Coast.

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Your babies are adorable! Maria, I love the red hair!

[humpty]

My kids looked funny in early baby photos. I didn't realize it until months later.

[humpty]

May 17, 2012 20:27:28 GMT -5 jazzym12 said:

I was afraid of having a blue eyed child with dark skin,freckles and red hair.. She got the red hair and it still
makes me sad.

She is adorable. I love red haired girls.

[winebaby]

May 17, 2012 19:28:26 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

Sometimes ugly babies make the prettiest adults.

Fact. My sister was the ugliest baby ever, even my mom says so. She was 10lbs, bald until she was 3, and had one blue eye and one brown eye. Now she is 30, has a model's body, gorgeous face, and is a neurologist.

I think T is adorable but I always worry that people think he is weird looking but don't want to tell me because of the comments they make about his facial expressions.

[Glitter Tits]

Maria and Danes, you both have super-cute babies.

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Confession: We didn't think A was that cute when she was a little baby.

[jazzym12]

Winebaby I think T is adorable!! And thank you ladies I get a complex when people bring up her hair color and it causes my eye to start twitching but it could be so much worse. Inside with no light it looks brown and that helps me with my complex.

[Llama in Mules]

People stop me to tell me how cute Li is which makes me feel really good because she looks exactly like I did when I was that age. My father saw a pic of me and thought it was her.

[camelblossom]

May 17, 2012 20:37:25 GMT -5 humpty said:

My kids looked funny in early baby photos. I didn't realize it until months later.

Same here. Someone actually commented on my son's 'bulbous forehead' when he was brand new. It doesn't bother me too much, I was an ugly kid and I'm plenty hot now.

[meatywienert]

May 17, 2012 20:38:05 GMT -5 humpty said:

May 17, 2012 20:27:28 GMT -5 jazzym12 said:

I was afraid of having a blue eyed child with dark skin,freckles and red hair.. She got the red hair and it still
makes me sad.

She is adorable. I love red haired girls.

I freaking love redheaded babies!! LOVE. I think a little redheaded girl baby named Ginger would be the best thing ever. Too bad people use ginger as a derogatory term.

[overture]

M was a pretty strange looking newborn. She had a messed up boxer's nose and dark peach fuzz all over, including her ears.

Now, I'm fairly certain that she's pretty fucking cute.

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I'm terrified of starting orthodontics at the age of 6 with braces and orthodontic/bone graft surgery soon following. He's only one but it still freaks me out.

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May 18, 2012 0:54:31 GMT -5 overture said:

M was a pretty strange looking newborn. She had a messed up boxer's nose and dark peach fuzz all over, including her ears.

Now, I'm fairly certain that she's pretty fucking cute.

Addison had Vulcan ears when she was born.

[Glitter Tits]

May 18, 2012 0:54:31 GMT -5 overture said:

M was a pretty strange looking newborn. She had a messed up boxer's nose and dark peach fuzz all over, including her ears.

Now, I'm fairly certain that she's pretty fucking cute.

V was born with so much dark hair. She was like a monkey. She had hair on her shoulders, ears, and above her buttcrack. The doctor saw me staring at her shoulder hair, and she said, "Don't worry. It will fall off." It made me feel like such an asshole.

[kmw325i]

I have the cutest kid in the world. But he looked like a wrinkly little old man when he came out.