We had a holiday treats potluck at my new job this week and I was worried, lol. Luckily about half of it was store bought and I could skip the homemade stuff without trouble.
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Every year, a guy in my office brings in dozens and dozens of homemade cookies and biscotti. Everyone raves about what a great pastry chef he is. I mean, I am pet owner, I have two small dogs. But I know he has dogs and cats, and he regularly looks disheveled. Someone said something about the biscotti the other day and I let slip that I'd never had any. They looked at me like I was crazy but I didn't want to have to explain that there is no way I'm eating anything that guy or anyone else in that office made.
Every year, a guy in my office brings in dozens and dozens of homemade cookies and biscotti. Everyone raves about what a great pastry chef he is. I mean, I am pet owner, I have two small dogs. But I know he has dogs and cats, and he regularly looks disheveled. Someone said something about the biscotti the other day and I let slip that I'd never had any. They looked at me like I was crazy but I didn't want to have to explain that there is no way I'm eating anything that guy or anyone else in that office made.
There was a girl like this at my old assignment. Everyone raved about her desserts. Well one day she brings them in and I see her cut something, lick her fingers, and go back to cutting again. Yep, she make be the best damn dessert maker ever, but I will never know.
Y'all are cracking me up! This is an area where I lose my black card. I eat all sorts of shit from PTA and random stuff that appears in the teacher's lounge. My coworkers usually bring breakfast and snacks to our day long staff meetings and I eat all that crap too. Hell, I just ate some okra from a white coworker that she canned herself. I didn't give any to dd though, just in case. Lol. DH and I bought tamales from a woman selling them door to door on our block. I was just going to buy them to help her out but DH convinced me to eat some. They were delicious! That should have been my line but it wasnt. Maybe I don't have a line.
Y'all are cracking me up! This is an area where I lose my black card. I eat all sorts of shit from PTA and random stuff that appears in the teacher's lounge. My coworkers usually bring breakfast and snacks to our day long staff meetings and I eat all that crap too. Hell, I just ate some okra from a white coworker that she canned herself. I didn't give any to dd though, just in case. Lol. DH and I bought tamales from a woman selling them door to door on our block. I was just going to buy them to help her out but DH convinced me to eat some. They were delicious! That should have been my line but it wasnt. Maybe I don't have a line.
Consider my pearls clutched.
LOL. I know it's out of hand. If it makes you feel better, I only take store bought stuff to potlucks and meetings.
Post by DesertMoon on Dec 18, 2016 11:15:56 GMT -5
I would eat food from some of my coworkers, However when Francine with 3 dogs and 2 cats made banana bread I did pass because if her black pants are covered in dog hair...imagine the banana bread...