So, there is a Hotep war going on?

[skwcm80]

I've seen a few posts on FB and I'm still not sure what all is going on. i was surprised that they have conferences too, the Umar guy raised over 300k via GFM.

[thejackpot]

I feel so lost. I have seen bits and pieces but I don't get it.

[andwhat]

I was going to say I don't know any Hoteps, but I have 2 people trying to get me to watch Hidden Colors, so maybe they are. I really don't get the whole thing.

[iammalcolmx]

I know someone who has a last name that magically changed to Maat......

[meshaliuknits]

Jan 1, 2017 9:23:28 GMT -5 @246baje said:

Anansi? Like the spider trickster of Afro-Caribbean folklore?

Oh! That's who Vixen got her totem from.

But, nah, everything I know about hoteps I learned on twitter.

[redwino]

I just watched a little back and forth on YouTube. My favorite quote so far is "I'm melanated bitch!"

I can't stop laughing at the craziness.

[threejs]

My cousin has taken the hotep thing to such ridiculous levels. He's changed his full name to something long and undecipherable and refers to white people as psychopath Kaucasions.

Off to read what's going on with VSB.

[meshaliuknits]

Jan 3, 2017 10:33:10 GMT -5 @246baje said:

Jan 3, 2017 0:51:46 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Oh! That's who Vixen got her totem from.

What does this mean?

Vixen is a comic character. Her totem is a necklace that gives her the ability to channel the power of any animal that has ever walked the earth. It was given to her people by Anansi to protect their village.

Twitter hadn't made the connection between hoteps and comics for me. It was a comment meant to be in more in my own head. lol

[iammalcolmx]

Is Mos Def a Hotep?

[05heel]

My Hotep cousins on Facebook are the most entertaining part of my day.

Did you know that they refer to each other as "sun" now, instead of "son"? Lol. One of my cousins just turned 40 (in earth years). He said 40 years is nothing to a Supreme Being, so the only thing he did was thank his Queen Goddess mother (i.e., my cracked out aunt) for allowing his physical being to manifest.

[threejs]

Jan 10, 2017 13:13:49 GMT -5 05heel said:

My Hotep cousins on Facebook are the most entertaining part of my day.

Did you know that they refer to each other as "sun" now, instead of "son"? Lol. One of my cousins just turned 40 (in earth years). He said 40 years is nothing to a Supreme Being, so the only thing he did was thank his Queen Goddess mother (i.e., my cracked out aunt) for allowing his physical being to manifest.

One of my "girlfriends" refers to her son as her "sun" and it drives me in-fucking-sane.  I want to tell her to cut it out so badly.  

Also, my cousin, the hoteppingest hotep there ever was changed his name on FB to:  

Zulu Musa Imhotep Mekonnen

He gets so mad that none of us take him seriously.  

[05heel]

Jan 10, 2017 16:55:23 GMT -5 threejs said:

Jan 10, 2017 13:13:49 GMT -5 05heel said:

My Hotep cousins on Facebook are the most entertaining part of my day.

Did you know that they refer to each other as "sun" now, instead of "son"? Lol. One of my cousins just turned 40 (in earth years). He said 40 years is nothing to a Supreme Being, so the only thing he did was thank his Queen Goddess mother (i.e., my cracked out aunt) for allowing his physical being to manifest.

One of my "girlfriends" refers to her son as her "sun" and it drives me in-fucking-sane.  I want to tell her to cut it out so badly.  

Also, my cousin, the hoteppingest hotep there ever was changed his name on FB to:  

Zulu Musa Imhotep Mekonnen

He gets so mad that none of us take him seriously.  

lmao! Mine likes to cite "research" stating that blacks are the only true human beings. It doesn't seem to bother him that he also believes that his human flesh is just a vessel for his immortal Hotep soul. These two concepts don't really go together very well, but what do I know? We also have a white great grandmother, who I'm assuming he leaves out when he goes on about asking his ancestors for guidance. If you question him at all he says that you need to calibrate your vibrations or some shit.

[redwino]

05heel and threejs y'all are killing me. I don't have any Hotep cousins

[05heel]

Jan 10, 2017 17:29:37 GMT -5 redwino said:

05heel and threejs y'all are killing me. I don't have any Hotep cousins

they are the best. I have at least five of them, and they are among the most low quality brothers you'll ever find. Multiple kids by multiple women, none of whom they see or support in any way. Uneducated. Barely employed. Yet they've convinced themselves that they are gods among men. How, Sway?

[andwhat]

Jan 10, 2017 17:29:37 GMT -5 redwino said:

05heel and threejs y'all are killing me. I don't have any Hotep cousins

Me neither and I want some.

ETA: I think I need to put a call out on FB. I know I have to have a hotep cousin. There are just too many to not have at least one in the bunch. I just need to find out who it is and friend them. LOL

[meshaliuknits]

Feel free to repost any hotep nonsense that pops up on your FB here. Let us all be entertained!

[kicks]

Jan 11, 2017 14:27:33 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Feel free to repost any hotep nonsense that pops up on your FB here. Let us all be entertained!

I'm just quoting you here because I've been meaning to tag you.

Did you see that there's a black comic book convention in NYC? I think it's this weekend. When I saw it I thought of you!

[meshaliuknits]

Jan 11, 2017 15:21:32 GMT -5 kicks said:

Jan 11, 2017 14:27:33 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Feel free to repost any hotep nonsense that pops up on your FB here. Let us all be entertained!

I'm just quoting you here because I've been meaning to tag you.

Did you see that there's a black comic book convention in NYC? I think it's this weekend. When I saw it I thought of you!

I did! We've got one in Oakland later this year (one of the organizers chatted me up in the comic section of a bookstore) that I'm REALLY looking forward too.

[kicks]

Jan 11, 2017 15:25:37 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Jan 11, 2017 15:21:32 GMT -5 kicks said:

I'm just quoting you here because I've been meaning to tag you.

Did you see that there's a black comic book convention in NYC? I think it's this weekend. When I saw it I thought of you!

I did! We've got one in Oakland later this year (one of the organizers chatted me up in the comic section of a bookstore) that I'm REALLY looking forward too.

Oh yay I'm glad there's one in your area.

Ok everyone carry on in regards to Hotepping, while I google what that means.

[05heel]

Jan 11, 2017 14:27:33 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Feel free to repost any hotep nonsense that pops up on your FB here. Let us all be entertained!

Hotep cousin: Not feeling well. Stomach bothering me again.

Cracked out aunt: What's wrong?

Hotep cousin: Work,life,lack of rest,lack of real untampered food,environment, government agency killing our people like live stock,

And scene. Boy did that escalate quickly.

[iammalcolmx]

I have a Hotep cousin who was on a reality show. I sat there and PRAYED he wouldn't start "philosophizing" but I think Jesus was busy that day.

[threejs]

The link isn't working for me. I need to know more about this.

Also, I wish I knew how to copy and paste my cousin's latest memes. The grammar alone is just...I can't even think of the right word, but ridiculous works.

[iammalcolmx]

Is this going to be like when the NOI came to Atlanta telling Black people how bad vaccinations are for us?

[andwhat]

Wait I have to pay $20 to live stream?

ETA: In theory. 

[threejs]

Oh, I thought this was gonna be in DC. I mean, even if it were, I think I'd rather poke my eye out than pay money to sit and listen to this bullshit. BUT, I remain fascinated by people who are all in with this stuff.

[redwino]

They need a better graphic designer. First I thought it said Peachi Our Own. I realized that was silly and it said Reach our Own. But I think it's actually Teach. If I was that confused by the poster, I'm sure the conference would take me out with it's nonsense.

[skwcm80]

Jan 12, 2017 11:07:31 GMT -5 @barefootbarista said:

Hotep conference, coming near you iammalcolmx

I'm so interested in the "knowledge" that will be dropped.

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