Thought of you all - bathing related

[childofhiphop]

Feb 23, 2017 11:48:59 GMT -5 @natariru said:

Feb 23, 2017 9:00:37 GMT -5 capscapscaps said:

Dexter is....yoonique. lol.

Dexter is also not allowed on our countertops. Ew. Who does that???

White people!!!

yup.

The last cat we had was only allowed in the garage and it was to keep the rats from re-nesting from previous owners.  My family would crack up at the "invisible" force field that kept him exactly at the kitchen doorway but never allowed him to cross the threshold.  The door could be wide open and he would sit at the edge and never enter. 

DH, the softie - see previous posts about the current dog, wanted him to come in.  ABSOLUTELY not.  Not in my house, my kitchen especially.  Just no.  He had a cush bed and good cat food every day but OUTSIDE.

[childofhiphop]

Feb 23, 2017 12:46:56 GMT -5 andwhat said:

Feb 23, 2017 12:10:04 GMT -5 05heel said:

I went to this man's house once (it's a long story why I was in there), and he was making a lasagna. His cat had its nose in the container of ricotta cheese, and its bare ass flapping over the pan of sauce and noodles. I just know that fool was taking it to a potluck.

OMG this made me gag. 

I knew people like this!   

I told DH to follow my lead and never, ever eat at their house. When they say stay for dinner, we have other plans and have to get going.

One time, we were visiting - lovely family - and the mom was making sandwiches for the kid's lunches with the fat nasty cat on the counter and she was alternately making the sandwich and giving the cat pieces of the lunchmeat to eat. 

I didn't have the words for the disbelief that I was actually seeing what I was seeing.  I could not believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

[kicks]

I love that this has now turned in to cat discussion.

TRUTH!

[andwhat]

Feb 28, 2017 22:12:48 GMT -5 @natariru said:

This morning I got carded for cigarettes (I KNOW I KNOW, I'm heading to a work event tomorrow that will end in a lot of drinking & I will want one).

Then tonight I told the girl checking me out at a food place something about "my husband" and she was like "What? How long have you been married? How old are you?"

SHOWERING FOR THE WIN!!

Bitches needed to moisturize years ago. It's too late for those cracks & flakes now.

When I was pregnant a friend of my grandmother's was over and she was going on and about they were so excited I was having a baby they had been waiting years. The friend looked horrified and said how old are you? She thought I was like 16 or something I couldn't understand the excitement. LOL.

Since having a kid I have aged a million years and nobody thinks those things anymore.

[newnamesameperson]

Feb 23, 2017 12:56:20 GMT -5 childofhiphop said:

Feb 23, 2017 12:46:56 GMT -5 andwhat said:

OMG this made me gag. 

I knew people like this!   

I told DH to follow my lead and never, ever eat at their house. When they say stay for dinner, we have other plans and have to get going.

One time, we were visiting - lovely family - and the mom was making sandwiches for the kid's lunches with the fat nasty cat on the counter and she was alternately making the sandwich and giving the cat pieces of the lunchmeat to eat. 

I didn't have the words for the disbelief that I was actually seeing what I was seeing.  I could not believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

Went to a wedding people had in the backyard of their house.  We walked in to use the restroom.  The cat was on the counter eating prime rib.  Yuck. 

[kicks]

I'm in NYC for the weekend and forgot lotion :/ Well i accidentally grabbed my face wash instead of my lotion. I could barely sleep last night after my shower! By the time I realized I had forgotten it it was 2am and I was out of the shower so I didn't want to venture to the store to buy some. My skin feels so weird, ick.

[andwhat]

Mar 3, 2017 14:43:00 GMT -5 newnamesameperson said:

Feb 23, 2017 12:56:20 GMT -5 childofhiphop said:

I knew people like this!   

I told DH to follow my lead and never, ever eat at their house. When they say stay for dinner, we have other plans and have to get going.

One time, we were visiting - lovely family - and the mom was making sandwiches for the kid's lunches with the fat nasty cat on the counter and she was alternately making the sandwich and giving the cat pieces of the lunchmeat to eat. 

I didn't have the words for the disbelief that I was actually seeing what I was seeing.  I could not believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

Went to a wedding people had in the backyard of their house.  We walked in to use the restroom.  The cat was on the counter eating prime rib.  Yuck. 

Shut the hell up. What do you do in this situation? I mean clearly you are not eating food.

[andwhat]

Mar 4, 2017 9:52:06 GMT -5 @246baje said:

Feb 28, 2017 22:12:48 GMT -5 @natariru said:

This morning I got carded for cigarettes (I KNOW I KNOW, I'm heading to a work event tomorrow that will end in a lot of drinking & I will want one).

Then tonight I told the girl checking me out at a food place something about "my husband" and she was like "What? How long have you been married? How old are you?"

SHOWERING FOR THE WIN!!

Bitches needed to moisturize years ago. It's too late for those cracks & flakes now.

Yes!

I walkways get carded. One time we were at a restaurant for my birthday and the waiter asked how old I was. He was visibly shocked when I responded and said "I thought you were 16! I thought he was your Dad!" Poor DH so many dirty looks when I was pregnant lol.

I look older now without the dreadlocks but most people guess mid-late 20's. At pushing 40, I'll take it.

Despite all the gray hair I have been getting lately, we regularly get the dad and daughter comment. Poor H. And he always gets hit on by much older women. 

[newnamesameperson]

Mar 6, 2017 9:53:37 GMT -5 andwhat said:

Mar 3, 2017 14:43:00 GMT -5 newnamesameperson said:

Went to a wedding people had in the backyard of their house.  We walked in to use the restroom.  The cat was on the counter eating prime rib.  Yuck. 

Shut the hell up. What do you do in this situation? I mean clearly you are not eating food.

This was AFTER we ate the food.  I guess they put the extras on the counter, you know they were going to use it later for people to eat more and for left overs.  

I had to not be their friend after that.  I'm not even kidding.  

[thejackpot]

socratic that's something I would say and then be all agog that I could say something like that. But it just rolls off my tongue.
@natariru that is so nasty!

[redwino]

@natariru I am both jealous of your sister and disgusted on her behalf. I bet she sees a lot of crazy stuff.

socratic I carry lotion in dd's bag because she's always dusty when I pick her up from daycare. I shine her up if we have to run errands.

[childofhiphop]

@natariru, that is just N.A.S.T.Y.