Today's installment of D.C. craigslist

[Deleted]

I think I'll keep perusing these even after I find a place.

Douchiest ad ever?
washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/roo/3266196549.html

Who the F puts 20 trillion pictures of themselves but no pictures of the room? FREAKS!

[pixy0stix]

What the hell?

"Include pics of you with your friends." Um. OK?

[Deleted]

Sept 12, 2012 11:29:23 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

What the hell?

"Include pics of you with your friends." Um. OK?

Right? I'm pretty sure I'd get rejected because I'm fat.

Their loss because all my friends know that fat girls cook the best food.

[Deleted]

The fuck?

This chick wants use of 2 bedrooms to the roommate's 1 and expects to split the rent evenly.
washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/roo/3257608799.html

Seriously, people be crazy.

[EloiseWeenie]

So does rent get discounted every time creepster touches your boobs? Why would he post 2 pictures where he is touching boob?!

[emilyj]

Sept 12, 2012 11:40:54 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

So does rent get discounted every time creepster touches your boobs? Why would he post 2 pictures where he is touching boob?!

To make it clear that if you move in, he gets free access to your tits at all times? :-|

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Sept 12, 2012 11:40:54 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

So does rent get discounted every time creepster touches your boobs? Why would he post 2 pictures where he is touching boob?!

Right?!? That is a super weird pic to use. And the whole "link your FB profile, it will be easier" is also weird. I can see how FB could be useful when finding roommates but somehow demanding the link annoys me.

[ering1115]

Geez guys, I need to make sure you have hot friends and can actually bring something to the table before I let you be my roomie.

At least there were no popped collars?