In a restaurant I worked we had a customer shit himself and little turd balls were falling out of his pants as he made his way to the bathroom. The route went right by our entrance to the kitchen and it had to be the smelliest shit I have ever smelled in my life. It was Sunday after church so we were packed! Maybe it was the heineken he was drinking?
He couldn't help it though...he had alzheimers and was declining. He and his wife came in all the time. She was so mortified but he was none the wiser. My manager went in the bathroom and helped him get cleaned up. They never came back