Speaking of hilarious sexual encounters...

[offbeatmama]

I had one last night. We just about died laughing. BF really likes to focus on my boobs. BF is going to town on them and he pauses. He asks me when I stopped BFing (at least a year and a half ago). He proceeds to tell me a couple of times he's tasted something sweet and just realized what it was - breast milk! I proceed to crack up because let's face it, while slightly embarrassing it's mostly just funny. This prompts BF to do it even more. Then he tells me this will not keep him away from my breasts but to not tell anyone he has been breast fed. More laughter ensues.

[offbeatmama]

He's such a trooper. He took it in stride and we were able to laugh it off. It might be a little more horrifying for women who haven't breast fed but for me it was hilarious.

[callunafirefly]

I only BF for like 3 weeks...but I'm confused how you still have milk after a year and a half?

[offbeatmama]

May 18, 2012 7:20:57 GMT -5 callunafirefly said:

I only BF for like 3 weeks...but I'm confused how you still have milk after a year and a half?

I had a massive oversupply. I asked my OBGYN about it. He ran some hormone tests (which came back normal) so he said it should go away in a few years.

[doriswe]

Good lord....I BF for 7 months, and never had that happen!

[hazelandblue]

That is hilarious.

[callunafirefly]

May 18, 2012 7:30:31 GMT -5 offbeatmama said:

May 18, 2012 7:20:57 GMT -5 callunafirefly said:

I only BF for like 3 weeks...but I'm confused how you still have milk after a year and a half?

I had a massive oversupply. I asked my OBGYN about it. He ran some hormone tests (which came back normal) so he said it should go away in a few years.

I can't even imagine. Is it bad, like you leak still and have to wear pads? (Is this tmi?) I'm very intrigued by this. You should sell it.

[offbeatmama]

It's not that bad! LOL. I don't leak or wear pads. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to sell breast milk... something about selling body parts or medical whatever. I can't remember. It only happens occasionally. I'll feel the let down and look down to see just a little bit of milk on my bra. Usually just when I hear a newborn cry. Maybe once a month or so?

[callunafirefly]

I never thought about it being illegal. You are probably right.

[doriswe]

May 18, 2012 9:05:06 GMT -5 offbeatmama said:

It's not that bad! LOL. I don't leak or wear pads. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to sell breast milk... something about selling body parts or medical whatever. I can't remember. It only happens occasionally. I'll feel the let down and look down to see just a little bit of milk on my bra. Usually just when I hear a newborn cry. Maybe once a month or so?

There are places you can sell it....I saw it on TV once

[marigoldgirl]

I know people who have donated it.

[offbeatmama]

Buahahaha. Who the F would buy breast milk off TV?

I donated a whole ton of it while I was pumping... like 6 gallons or something equally ridiculous. I know it was at least 4 gallons. There's no way I'm pumping again now!