I can barely tell what I'm looking at, there's so much stuff everywhere! My friend used to have a mannequin in her living room and it scared the crap out of me at least twice every single time I was at her house. I could not imagine visiting this house with them all over like that.
I...just...what? Who could live like that?! Not to mention all the creepy-ass, life-like doll things hanging around. How does the owner not give themselves a heart attack every time they turn a corner? And what is with the dolls suspended upside down from the ceiling?! I have...so many questions...
The mannequins are creepy as fuck. I also don't understand people who keep buying shit for their house when they really don't have the room. I mean, at least let it replace something. So much stuff.
Post by kateausten on Jul 17, 2017 14:49:15 GMT -5
Jesus. Why is there so much fucking shit in this house??? I knew someone as a kid that had a house decorated from top to bottom. Absolutely no blank wall space anywhere. Too.much.crap.
How do you even get ready in that bathroom with all that stuff in there? The mannequins are killing me.
Also, you can barely see the inside of the house. They couldn't have, I don't know, cleared some things out before having someone come in to take photos?
Also also, I like how the realtor tries you warn you on the very first photo with, "...you can tell an ARTIST lives here." lol.
My only concern is, how on earth do you clean when every surface is covered? I'm more on the minimalist side of the spectrum for a few reasons, and one is the giant pain in the ass it is to move stuff for dusting and whatnot. Even if I've hired someone to clean, I feel obligated to not leave stuff everywhere, because I figure she then has to spend her time moving my crap instead of actually cleaning, which is what I need her to do. My H and I groan every time the cleaner is coming because we spend the evening before her visit picking up all the junk that has spread out since the last visit.
My only concern is, how on earth do you clean when every surface is covered? I'm more on the minimalist side of the spectrum for a few reasons, and one is the giant pain in the ass it is to move stuff for dusting and whatnot. Even if I've hired someone to clean, I feel obligated to not leave stuff everywhere, because I figure she then has to spend her time moving my crap instead of actually cleaning, which is what I need her to do. My H and I groan every time the cleaner is coming because we spend the evening before her visit picking up all the junk that has spread out since the last visit.
Do realtors ever turn down listings?
For the most part a new realtor would never turn down a listing. But seasoned Realtors who have a lot of business turn down stuff all the time. My mom's been in high-end real estate for years and she wouldn't touch this one with a ten-foot pole, the commission's not worth it if youre ever able to sell it
My inspector would have refused to do an inspection of that house. You can't get to anything to make sure the house/electric/plumbing is sound. And are the current owners going to need an additional month to move all their crap out? They'll need multiple moving trucks just to house the "art".
ETA: i just choke-laughed at "unfortunately the art goes with the artist" on slide 12
It actually looks like a nice house under all the stuff, and even looks like it's in decent condition... but the mannequins! Why?! Is that even a mannequin on a lawnmower in the backyard?
Did anyone else notice the seen being played out in the master bedroom? Is that a tired husband coming home from work and a lover in his boxers under the table? Like, what?!
I think my favorite thing about this is the normal descriptions that accompany each picture.