Things said in lesbian relationships....

[hlke]

...that aren't said in straight ones. Go!

Last night, me, to C. "I bought a new bikini trimmer. It's for me. If I like it I'll get you your own." (The leg shaving comments made me think of this.)

[twotrue]

"Is it that time of month for you? I think I have your cramps."

[never2amazing]

(If what the Kiddos say counts): "I like Mommy's boo-boo's (i.e. breasts) more than Mama's."

[hensmum]

Is your period almost done? I want to have sex before mine starts.

[lv79]

"Is it that time of month for you? I think I have your cramps."

My wife just said this to me :-(

[2brides]

"Do you have tampons in your car/purse/bag?" Although this one is now a no go since L's hysterectomy. I am always left stranded since I have relied on her stocking up for 12y.

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Do you want the big one or the little one tonight?

[hensmum]

Any variation of: "Who's top first?" "Who's doing who first?" "who's going first?"

Haha, though I guess that somewhat happens with straight couples?

And hopefully I havent just outer us as the only couple that sometimes says that! haha

[rikkiandjulie]

Lol @ Hensmum we say that too!


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[bluedaisyus]

"Is this your bra or mine? I think it's yours but it was in with my laundry."


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[hlke]

Sept 15, 2012 8:58:24 GMT -5 bluedaisyus said:

"Is this your bra or mine? I think it's yours but it was in with my laundry."

This should ABSOLUTELY not be a confusion that happens in our relationship, but I definitely put on a bra yesterday morning to find it was a *bit* too small. Like two cup sizes.