Post by HeartofCheese on Jan 25, 2018 9:45:18 GMT -5
Because I've got 2 and it's been awhile since we've done this:
My DD is dressed up in her chicken costume, comes into kitchen, and says: DD: Bwak! Bwak! I'm a mommy chicken! Me: What's a daddy rooster say? DD (in deep voice): Bwak! Bwak!
My STBXH is getting ready to wipe DS's butt: DS: Put a shirt on!
DD2 made some silly gaff, using the wrong word or something, and then her reaction to our reactions was "Ugh. I is embarrass" Now it's her new catchphrase.
And not silly, but hilarious/inappropriate. At the restaurant for DH's bday dinner, we're reminiscing about our Disney trip last year with the in laws. DD1 chimes in with "Remember that dinosaur ride?! It scared THE HELL out of me!" Everyone just tried not to laugh and pretend it never happened.
Mom: Can you say Nathaniel? DS: Not right now I am broken
Mom: Brothers are boys and sisters are girls DS: nooo Brother are girls and sisters are boys. SS is my sister Mom: DS listen to mom. Brother ar- DS: Okay I am done bye- Looks out the window.
Yesterday when we got home from school:
DS: I want to take of my shoes and socks. Mom: okay. DS: and my britches!! Runs around the rest of the evening in a pull up and shirt Me: Just like your father: DH: (comes out in boxers and and shirt) DS, where are your britches?
I was telling MIL I wanted to make a shirt for DS that says “Mack Daddy” and one for DH that says “Daddy of the Mack Daddy”. DD popped up with “(brother) is a baby daddy!” We all laughed hysterically.
Post by sandandsea on Jan 25, 2018 10:27:38 GMT -5
Ds (kinder) had to write a letter to someone at school. He chose to write it to me. The takeaways: 1. He loves me (1 sentence) 2. Tell his little brother not to bite (3 sentences)
DD, today: "Mom, since Daddy isn't home, I'll check your outfit before you leave. Put your boots on. You look nice, but you need a necklace." I'm raising a fashionista. Can't tell by looking at her.
I was listening to Traffic while cleaning up yesterday. Low Spark if High Heeled Boys came on.
DD1: I LOVE THIS!!! Is it the Backstreet Boys???
Pretty much the opposite of the Backstreet Boys...
DD2: *whispers* Can I have a snack? Me: *whispers* No. DD2: *whipsers* why are we whispering?? Me: *whispers* I don’t know. You tell me. DD2: *still whispering* Can we stop now??
Post by covergirl82 on Jan 25, 2018 12:12:56 GMT -5
DS had an assignment that listed "different" questions and then DS answered them based on his preference. One that made me laugh was:
Q: Who would you prefer to sit next to on a plane - someone who talked constantly, or someone with bad body odor? DS's A: The person who talked constantly, because I would just fall asleep.
DS1 got an apple from the front desk on the way out of daycare. There was a new man at the desk who we haven’t met before. While getting in the car...
DS: “I forgot to say thank you to that guy.” Waves at the building and yells, “Thank you that guy! Thank you for the apple!” Me: ::giggles:: DS: “No, don’t laugh at me!” Me: “I just think you’re cute” DS: “No, I not cute! Don’t say I cute and don’t laugh at me. I need to thank that guy again.” Me: ::suppressing more giggles:: “ok” DS: “Thank you that guy for the apple!”
Post by librarychica on Jan 25, 2018 17:14:48 GMT -5
DD1: I let DD2 pick the TV show. It’s a baby show but she needs to learn to use her words.
DD1 to DD2 today: T and K are trying to take you over. Me: they’re not trying to take her over. It’s okay to have different friends. DD1: they want to take her because they thing she is cute! They can’t have her. Me: DD2 is her own person. She can play with whoever she wants. DD2: I tooted all over the playground today.
DD: Papa does your car fly? Papa: looks confused umm DD: well since traffic is so backed up if the car can fly you could do a vertical take off and fly over all the cars so we aren't late. Papa: no we can't fly...after dropping DD off at before care my dad goes where did that come from
Post by traveltheworld on Jan 25, 2018 18:29:47 GMT -5
DS: "I can't wait till I grow up and have kids. Then I can make all kinds of arbitrary rules and they have to follow them." - said with a straight face, matter-of-factly, without any frustration or unhappiness
traveltheworld , did you give the kid some kind of treat for using such an excellent vocabulary? Arbitrary. That's impressive!
hehe...DS always had an impressive vocabulary. I still remember his speech therapist (he had a lisp that needed correcting) was stunned when she asked him to describe something he likes, and he responded with that it depends, because it can go from "nice, great, excellent, amazing, spectacular to phenomenal". He just turned 4. He had all his preschool and extracurricular instructors fooled into thinking that he was profoundly gifted because of how advanced his vocabulary was. We got him tested - he was/is not. He just knows and likes to use a lot of big words
Post by sweetptater on Jan 26, 2018 8:28:01 GMT -5
A couple of months ago DS wouldn't eat his dinner. DD looks at him, bangs on the table, and yells "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you DON'T EAT YER MEAT!!"
DS asked me what a Midnight Toker is when he was 5. I changed the songs I sang to them quickly after that.
DD (5) was learning about MLK at school recently, and we were trying to explain what made him a hero. Which led to a description of racism.
Me: Some people believed that people with dark skin weren’t as good as people with lighter skin DD: That’s absurd. Are you making this up? Me: No, I’m really not. DD: That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. That’s like if someone said girls aren’t as good as boys just because they’re girls. Me: Well, some people used to believe that too. DD: Are you kidding me? Exactly how stupid were these people?
So I guess we are doing something right!
And ps I didn’t know DD knew the word “absurd”. That cracked me up.
DS: Mama, I want to take a shower with you tonight. Me: We’ll see. DS: Let me sniff your butt. Me: What? No! Why do you want to sniff my butt? DS; Daddy says I have to take a shower because I’m a stinky butt. I want to know if you are a stinky butt! If you’re a stinky butt, you have to take a shower with me! (Sniffs me) Yep, you are stinky. Now you gotta take a shower!
FTR, I was not stinky. But I did give him his shower.
We told DS last night that we were having a girl and he was having a baby sister. Conversation:
Dad: DS, you are going to have a baby sister DS: I know, I have baby sister. Dad: What if had been a brother? DS: I already have brothers. Now I have baby sister. Dad: Oh. okay *mumbles* not sure that is how it works...
supertrooper1, that is hilarious. the other night DS discovered my chest and rubbed one and said what are in these? Caught me completely off guard. Now we are talking about appropriate touching which should be fun to also discuss while breastfeeding.