FFFC

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Spill it, Bitches.

[camelblossom]

I haven't worn deodorant in two days because I'm out and I'm too lazy to make an extra trip outside my regular weekly shopping. It's been going okay until late afternoon, then I require a quick baby wipe.

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I've never watched Glee. It looks stupid.

[Glitter Tits]

May 18, 2012 10:13:27 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

I've never watched Glee. It looks stupid.

Me either. I hate musicals.

[psyck]

May 18, 2012 10:13:27 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

I've never watched Glee. It looks stupid.

I love Glee. It is kind of stupid, but I like it anyway.

[mrscurlygurl]

Was cleared for sexy time last week. We used up the 2 condoms we had. I've been to the store multiple times but keep "forgetting" to get more...

[psyck]

Here's mine: DH has a conference this afternoon, but he's home this morning. It's great having an extra set of hands with the boys, but he's totally throwing off my routine!

[Glitter Tits]

May 18, 2012 10:28:52 GMT -5 mrscurlygurl said:

Was cleared for sexy time last week. We used up the 2 condoms we had. I've been to the store multiple times but keep "forgetting" to get more...

Well, if he wants it, he should be the one getting the condoms! :heart:

[humpty]

My three year old gets me beer from the fridge. She calls it mommy's soda.

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That makes me feel better that we call wine "grown up juice."

[mrscurlygurl]

May 18, 2012 10:41:58 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 18, 2012 10:28:52 GMT -5 mrscurlygurl said:

Was cleared for sexy time last week. We used up the 2 condoms we had. I've been to the store multiple times but keep "forgetting" to get more...

Well, if he wants it, he should be the one getting the condoms!

That's what I think! I'm kinda surprised he hasn't, but he is kinda lazy. He works from home too, so he's not out and about a whole lot.

[Llama in Mules]

I haven't washed my haiir since Wednesday and I'm probably not going to wash it tonight, either.

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May 18, 2012 12:48:49 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

I haven't washed my haiir since Wednesday and I'm probably not going to wash it tonight, either.

I only wash mine every other day. It is so dry here that if I do, it's like hay.

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May 18, 2012 12:50:01 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

May 18, 2012 12:48:49 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

I haven't washed my haiir since Wednesday and I'm probably not going to wash it tonight, either.

I only wash mine every other day. It is so dry here that if I do, it's like hay.

Every third day signing in.

[Llama in Mules]

May 18, 2012 13:10:43 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

May 18, 2012 12:50:01 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I only wash mine every other day. It is so dry here that if I do, it's like hay.

Every third day signing in.

I usually do it every other day... Wow, I just realized I actually haven't washed it since Tuesday.

[camelblossom]

I do the 'no poo' shampoo once a week or so. I haven't used shampoo in almost 5 months.

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Please 'splain 'no poo' shampoo.

My hair dresser said to deep condition with olive oil every two weeks. She also recommended moroccan oil shampoo.

[camelblossom]

I use baking soda water and then a vinegar rinse in the same way you would use shampoo conditioner. It's dirt cheap, sulfate free, environmentally friendly and my hair looks AMAZING. I did have to go through a period where I looked mildly homeless while my scalp ooils adjusted but it was the best thing I ever did. Google 'no poo' (it's a stupid but widely accepted term) and you will find more info than you could possibly need.

[camelblossom]

Also, this is the tamest FFFC I have ever seen. Guess we are raunchy enough on the regular.

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Cameltoe, in a regular thread we discussed double penetration and anal play. Really. What more is there?

[lovemonkey]

May 18, 2012 11:48:42 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

That makes me feel better that we call wine "grown up juice."

DD calls wine Mommy's juice and beer Mommy's milk. I feel like this is going to bite me in this ass in the future.

[dearprudence]

When I was in high school I went through a period where I treated our fridge/pantry as my own personal day spa. I pretty much put everything on my face/hair/body (oatmeal, avocado, lemon, honey, etc.)

My top 2 "never live down" moments were when
1) I tried to put olive oil in my super ridiculously fine hair. It looked like I had just come in from a rain storm for about 2 weeks. Would not wash out.

2) I put a raw egg in my hair. Same general purpose as the olive oil - I think it was supposed to make it shiny. But when I went to wash it out, the warm water cooked the egg right into my hair. It smelled and I had egg particles that wouldn't come out.

My dad took pictures. I'm crying in both of them.

[mrscurlygurl]

I've got another...Is that allowed? I was enjoying some nice wine tonight, but stopped so I can nurse my son at the next feeding. I've plenty of milk stored up to do a bottle feeding, but then I'd have to pump...I chose to stop drinking instead of having to pump...

[meatywienert]

The pants I have been wearing to work are glorified yoga pants. They are knit pants made to look like black dress pants. If people can pass leggings off as appropriate work pants then I can wear glorified sweat pants.
Oh, and I hate it when people wear sweat pants in public. Hypocrite!

[meatywienert]

Also, I'm confussed about the DP thing. I thought DP just meant one in each hole. But you can fit 2 in one hole? That's dp??

[statlerwaldorf]

My friend posted his engagement pictures and his fiancee looks a lot heavier than she normally looks. The posing is awful. Everyone else is telling her how great she looks and I feel like a bitch.

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I wash my hair every 3-4 days here. I tried the no poo for about 2 months and my hair got extremely frizzy and would lay down for anything. I can't remember all the things I tried to get it to smooth out and just nothing worked so I stopped. I washed my hair at different intervals to see if that helped. Nope. My hair is back to it's normal self and not frizzy now.

[Glitter Tits]

May 18, 2012 22:14:18 GMT -5 meatywienert said:

Also, I'm confussed about the DP thing. I thought DP just meant one in each hole. But you can fit 2 in one hole? That's dp??

I think that it has a double meaning.