does he even realize what a cliche he is? and his wife--is she aware that she's married to a misogynist? because he can call her beautiful and pure every day of the week and twice on sunday, but a man who thinks that women are "floozies" and men are just, well, exploring manhood doesn't like, respect, or understand women all that much.
i reread it. you know what it reminds me of? when my ex-bf came over to my house high on shrooms and was pontificating on how he had developed a whole new way to approach literary critique.
i.e., self-important, rambling, and batshit crazy.
i reread it. you know what it reminds me of? when my ex-bf came over to my house high on shrooms and was pontificating on how he had developed a whole new way to approach literary critique.
i.e., self-important, rambling, and batshit crazy.
Seriously, is this guy a college freshman? Because that's what he sounds like.
i reread it. you know what it reminds me of? when my ex-bf came over to my house high on shrooms and was pontificating on how he had developed a whole new way to approach literary critique.
i.e., self-important, rambling, and batshit crazy.
Seriously, is this guy a college freshman? Because that's what he sounds like.
god. i want to smack myself in the face so hard for so many things i said as a college freshman. ha.
Turns out that people couldn’t have been more wrong. Looking back, I think that the women saying those things felt like the floozies they ultimately were
Is that really the level of writing on Fox News? That sounded like a high school senior's youth fellowship testimony. As for the subject matter--fanfuckingtastic. Live your goddam life and let others live theirs.
If I missed the point, however, and this is some whole performance art/comedic role type thing, though, I say it's fucking brilliant in its deadpan innocence.
I'm going to have to poll the men of my acquaintance, but I'm going to guess that most dudes find their first time to be pretty mindblowing. it's a whole new sensation to stick it in there. Particularly if you haven't even done oral. So from just hands - to mouth and wet pu$$y? Yeah...that sounds like it'd be pretty amazing.
For her.....ehhhh....I find that unlikely. Extremely unlikely. Though perhaps he read several manuals and perhaps brought a diagram to the bedroom and was able to actually get her off. Or she's a lucky duck who doesn't take a whole lot of external stim. In which case, I toast her good fortune and wish her many happy O's.
don't want to clicky link it but if you google "Steven Crowder wedding Hilary" the second link is to a WeddingChannel page that links to their Macy registry.
Post by lyssbobiss, Command, B613 on Sept 18, 2012 15:49:18 GMT -5
Oh I was a total slut. But I assume that's news to absolutely no one. Way to overcompensate, my friend. Talk to me about how amazing your married life is when you've been in it longer than a minute, mmmkay? Eat a dick. And then die. Eat a bag of dicks.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
Wow. I am totally cool with this dude doing what he wants, but I would disagree entirely.
If I had fit that many changes into one day, I would have had a complete nervous breakdown. I was in so much literal pain from stress and standing in heels for 12 hours, I didn't even have sex the night of my wedding. And the first time I had sex in younger days, it was not fun. It hurt so much I cried. Not a magical moment at all.
I suffered lots of heartache from dating, but it made me grow as a person and I learned so much from every dating relationship I had. It made me who I am and I like that person.
Post by msmerymac on Sept 18, 2012 16:51:52 GMT -5
Oh, I just assumed her was 19. That would also explain the disdain for anyone with a hangover. Sorry you couldn't drink at your own wedding, bro, because you couldn't wait 2 years to have the sexy time!
Post by EloiseWeenie on Sept 18, 2012 17:05:02 GMT -5
God's pure & holy vessel checking in, LOL.
His article sucks. He could have written about the love he has for his wife, and why he chose to abstain from sex before marriage, and why his wife was worth the wait. Instead, he was an abrasive, judgmental ass. I would be mortified if I was his wife.
I have no regrets waiting to have sex until I was married (at 25). It was my choice (and H's). If you've never had sex before, it is impossible to be too tired on your wedding night. Most of our friends (and parents) knew we hadn't had sex, but it's not like we set aside part of the ceremony to pat ourselves on the back for waiting. It's embarrassing enough standing in front of all your family and friends, and the last thing I would want is our loved ones hearing a sermon on my abstinence and envisioning us on the honeymoon.
I did have one extra-holy roller say to me "X&Ys wedding was soooo amazing. They didn't even kiss before their wedding day. Everyone was so excited for them, and it was wonderful to watch that." ^o) :-| :-|
Post by heightsyankee on Sept 18, 2012 18:52:02 GMT -5
I didn't get married until I was 32. I can't imagine....
My college roommate was super Catholic and was hell bent on waiting. She finally gave in around 28. She's still single. My other friend who was going to "wait" did pretty much everything else. She made Clinton look like a virgin but could still say she was a virgin when she got married. I mean, what's the point? Is he implying she's better than me because in college I had a boyfriend and had sex, but she blew the lacrosse team?
Can I say how much the whole concept of "purity" in general skeeves me out, especially as it's usually applied to women?
This. Even as a mother to a beautiful baby girl, I hope she enjoys a healthy sex life (once she's old enough--preferably in college) and I would tell her to NEVER even consider marrying someone she hadn't had sex with. My vote is that living together is the say to go.