Irrationally Annoyed at Blogger

[ruby412]

One of the bloggers I follow just had a baby about a week ago. She's already back to pp weight and in her pp jeans. And she's BFing in public like it's her job!! I feel irritated with her. But that's probably just jealousy talking since 1 week postpartum I was dealing with Baby Blues, barely leaving the house and fighting with LO to get her to latch.

I feel like she's making it all sound too easy.

[ruby412]

She talks about her baby on both of these...

Her regular blog: www.katheats.com/

Her baby blog: www.babykerf.com/

[ruby412]

Also, the name she picked for her LO is a little ridiculous.

[TrudyCampbell]

Okay, I basically hate her. And Maze!?

[ruby412]

Sept 18, 2012 19:10:48 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

Okay, I basically hate her. And Maze!?

It's short for Mazen. Apparently that's a common Arabic name. But they didn't even know that when they picked it! They wanted a twist on Mason. I can't handle these people!

[geekychic]

I also hate her. I think it is rational.

(I also think she is a liar.)

[mikehoncho]

Yeah it's not really what she is saying, but how she's saying it..KWIM? I thought Mazen might be kind of cute for a girl.. then I discovered she had a boy. Whoops.

[mikehoncho]

Annnnnnd I'm reading her birth story. I totes have those pillow cases.

[dojo]

Her home appears really beautiful from that one pic. How nice for her.

[browneyedhunni85]

Ugh!

[browneyedhunni85]

Sept 18, 2012 19:14:43 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Oh please! You could wear a baggy shirt and post a bunch of shit that people can't verify too! Those jeans are totally unbuttoned AND unzipped under there!

I bet she has on some type of shapewear.

[ruby412]

Sept 18, 2012 19:18:12 GMT -5 browneyedhunni85 said:

Sept 18, 2012 19:14:43 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Oh please! You could wear a baggy shirt and post a bunch of shit that people can't verify too! Those jeans are totally unbuttoned AND unzipped under there!

I bet she has on some type of shapewear.

Belly laugh! I agree!

[raynes]

One of the H&F bloggers I follow posted a picture of her stomach at 3 days pp. It was flat again. I'd hate her, but she's awesome.

[ruby412]

Sept 18, 2012 19:24:14 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Want to read a REALLY annoying blog?

theprimalparent.com/2011/03/31/paleo-from-pregnancy/

An excerpt:
Thanks to my densely nutritious diet which made my breast milk so rich in nutrients and my choice to breastfeed my baby on demand, Evelyn grew strong fast, she was calm and rarely cried. She started sleeping through the night by the time she was three weeks old. (I’ve have heard the lack of sleep after pregancy can be rough, but I wouldn’t know!) She was Gerber pretty. She was so strong that at only 19 days old she was propping herself up on her elbows. By the time she was one she was walking and is super coordinated to this day. She never had even one cold within the first two years.

I didn’t burden her immune system with drugs – she’s still never taken any kind of conventional medicine, not even Ibuprofen – and her blood is not laced with the mercury and formaldehyde found in a vaccine syringe.

OMG. She sounds super annoying!! Worse than Selfie, or at least comparable. But now, I will have to go visit her blog. And ultimately I'll keep going back because I can't stay away from that shit. It's such a train wreck. These people are wackos!!

[browneyedhunni85]

Sept 18, 2012 19:25:10 GMT -5 raynes said:

One of the H&F bloggers I follow posted a picture of her stomach at 3 days pp. It was flat again. I'd hate her, but she's awesome.

I hate lucky women like that. Okay, hate is a strong word...I dislike them very much!

[mikehoncho]

Sept 18, 2012 19:24:14 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Want to read a REALLY annoying blog?

theprimalparent.com/2011/03/31/paleo-from-pregnancy/

An excerpt:
Thanks to my densely nutritious diet which made my breast milk so rich in nutrients and my choice to breastfeed my baby on demand, Evelyn grew strong fast, she was calm and rarely cried. She started sleeping through the night by the time she was three weeks old. (I’ve have heard the lack of sleep after pregancy can be rough, but I wouldn’t know!) She was Gerber pretty. She was so strong that at only 19 days old she was propping herself up on her elbows. By the time she was one she was walking and is super coordinated to this day. She never had even one cold within the first two years.

I didn’t burden her immune system with drugs – she’s still never taken any kind of conventional medicine, not even Ibuprofen – and her blood is not laced with the mercury and formaldehyde found in a vaccine syringe.

She drank the blood from a unicorn to grow out her finger nails and hair so long that she can now lasso a cow with her golden locks. However, the unicorn blood gave her a half life and she had to resort to sharing a body with Professor Quirrell. Oh wait, that was Voldemort.

[dojo]

Sept 18, 2012 19:24:14 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Want to read a REALLY annoying blog?

theprimalparent.com/2011/03/31/paleo-from-pregnancy/

An excerpt:
Thanks to my densely nutritious diet which made my breast milk so rich in nutrients and my choice to breastfeed my baby on demand, Evelyn grew strong fast, she was calm and rarely cried. She started sleeping through the night by the time she was three weeks old. (I’ve have heard the lack of sleep after pregancy can be rough, but I wouldn’t know!) She was Gerber pretty. She was so strong that at only 19 days old she was propping herself up on her elbows. By the time she was one she was walking and is super coordinated to this day. She never had even one cold within the first two years.

I didn’t burden her immune system with drugs – she’s still never taken any kind of conventional medicine, not even Ibuprofen – and her blood is not laced with the mercury and formaldehyde found in a vaccine syringe.

What a pretentious ho-bag.

[dojo]

That was supposed to be a rage face.

[mikehoncho]

And she fed her 6 month old raw liver..? COMEON!

[ruby412]

Sept 18, 2012 19:32:14 GMT -5 mikehoncho said:

And she fed her 6 month old raw liver..? COMEON!

Ewwww!!! I wouldn't even feed a dog raw liver. At least I don't think I would. I don't have a dog though, so I don't really know...

But still, ewww!!! +o(

[Regina Philange]

Anyone that posts their body one week pp is just stupid. One week pp I was still in bed barely moving.

[TrudyCampbell]

Sept 18, 2012 19:24:14 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Want to read a REALLY annoying blog?

theprimalparent.com/2011/03/31/paleo-from-pregnancy/

An excerpt:
Thanks to my densely nutritious diet which made my breast milk so rich in nutrients and my choice to breastfeed my baby on demand, Evelyn grew strong fast, she was calm and rarely cried. She started sleeping through the night by the time she was three weeks old. (I’ve have heard the lack of sleep after pregancy can be rough, but I wouldn’t know!) She was Gerber pretty. She was so strong that at only 19 days old she was propping herself up on her elbows. By the time she was one she was walking and is super coordinated to this day. She never had even one cold within the first two years.

I didn’t burden her immune system with drugs – she’s still never taken any kind of conventional medicine, not even Ibuprofen – and her blood is not laced with the mercury and formaldehyde found in a vaccine syringe.

OMG I want to slap that person 8-D