Post by covergirl82 on Aug 15, 2018 12:23:54 GMT -5
Dear kids,
I am dreading telling you that your best friends aren't in your classes this year. Please go into the year with an open mind and open to making new friends. You never know, you may have yet to meet your BFF. (And you can still play with your current friends at recess and lunch.)
Love, Mommy
Dear school,
How is it that two of DS's friends always get in the same class? After 4 years, it's no coincidence and the parents obviously have an "in" with someone. It's frustrating as a parent to have to say to my kid, "I have no idea how J and B are in the same class AGAIN."
Signed, Parent who hates high school games 20 years after high school
Dear Universe, Thank you for gifting me a four month old baby yesterday. I’m glad my friends can ask me for help when they need it. But that was the most chaos I have survived in a long time - two brand new puppies, work insanity, wasps in my office and .... an infant. Thank you for friends who helped me so I could help but can we have a chill remainder of the week?
Signed I even made dinner and finished work at 10pm
Dear DH, It’s sweet that you are lonely and sad! I’m going to sleep on the playroom couch to keep the pups company more often to remind you what you are missing.
supertrooper1, I wear them, but always have a cardigan, jacket, wrap over them as I'm always cold. When I got to work events I tend to dress in layers as you never know what the temp is going to be.
Dear School Please let there be 38 2nd graders enroll so we can have 2 classes. Anything under that will be one class. I found this sad news out last night. So prayers for more 2nd graders to enroll. Mom not looking forward to a giant class again
k3am, I had that exact uniform in grade school, except brown. Memories.
supertrooper1, it depends on the shirt. I have several sleeveless that are very nice and wear to work all of the time.
Dear DS,
No I did not say you have boobs. You said you weighed more the DD. I was explaining that you that you have much broader shoulders, and a bigger chest area. Next thing I hear is, "Dad, mom said I have bigger boobs than DD."
Signed, Dear Lord get me through the teenage years.
supertrooper1 , job interviews no. Business casual work stuff- probably fine. I'm always cold in air conditioning, so usually it is covered. But on the rare afternoon it is warm in the building the cardigan comes off.
supertrooper1, sleeveless is fine. I'd still bring a cardigan or jacket - I don't know a woman in my office who can tolerate the temperature they keep it at. Plus if it turns out you're in an office that frowns on bare arms, you're covered.
supertrooper1, sleeveless is fine. I'd still bring a cardigan or jacket - I don't know a woman in my office who can tolerate the temperature they keep it at. Plus if it turns out you're in an office that frowns on bare arms, you're covered.
supertrooper1 , sleeveless is fine. I'd still bring a cardigan or jacket - I don't know a woman in my office who can tolerate the temperature they keep it at. Plus if it turns out you're in an office that frowns on bare arms, you're covered.
Nice pun. Lol
Hah! I was going to call it out, but I didn't want to be too geeky. I'm glad you got it!
Post by erinshelley21 on Aug 15, 2018 21:39:46 GMT -5
Dear realtor, I'm going to try really hard to not be shitty when I call you in the morning, but the fact that you've had the amendment to our listing contract to lower the price on our building for 9 days and you still haven't lowered the price has made me pissy. I also did a quick search just for fun on a few real estate sites and didnt see it. I am not impressed and I really felt like you gave a shit. Signed, I'm even sending you leads. You should have this building sold by now since we are practically giving it away.
Dear DH, Please dont get annoyed when I say "I'll try" when you ask if I'll get the bunny out to run around tomorrow. Have you not noticed how busy our evenings have been? Don't you think they might be even busier if you arent here to help just like you won't be tomorrow? Love, maybe he should go be a fire house bunny tomorrow