6th grade geography class - I was giving a presentation on a country in front of the class. I tend to talk fast when I’m nervous and sped through my presentation way faster than I was supposed to. I’m standing up there, flipping through my notes to see if there’s anything else I can add to take up more time and see a point I hadn’t mentioned yet - awesome! These words then come out of my mouth - “They have lots of sects!” I meant religious sects, but the class started laughing right away. Lol
OMG 😂
In my 6th grade science glass, a boy was reading aloud from the textbook and he kept saying orgasm instead of organism.
Post by picksthemusic on Oct 12, 2018 18:21:23 GMT -5
Okay, this is something from when I was 19 or 20, I think. My BF at the time's parents were the managers for the apartment complex they lived in, so we had access to the indoor pool after it was closed for the rest of the tenants.
We were in the hot tub late one night (probably no later than 10pm), and we were skinny dipping (WTF was I thinking? That place had huge windows!), and his dad walked down to see what we were up to (we weren't having sex or anything, just making out while naked in the hot tub). Basically, BF had to cover me up while I curled in a ball while his dad was standing there lecturing us.
I Airbnb my primary residence. I had guests last Thursday through Sunday morning for a wedding they were in town for.
I was charging up my vibrator on the bedside table as I cleaned and made up the beds on Thursday so I could have a fun weekend with the BF. When I went to get it out of my weekend bag at BFs house on Thursday night I realized I had left it plugged in on my home bedside table. Just mortifying.
I said nothing. They said nothing. It was in the same place when I came home on Sunday morning.
They haven’t left a review yet.
Thank you. I haven’t laughed hard in a long time !
This happened to me today actually. I wear thigh high stockings every day and sometimes the elastic stretches and they'll start to fall down a bit. I was walking back from lunch and one started to slip down so I started to walk carefully but quickly back to my cube.
I tried to do a quick adjust while walking a little bit faster than normal and majorly shoulder-checked a half-wall on a neighboring cube at a slight jog speed while slightly bent over. I looked like an insane person and everyone saw me
Post by mrs.jacinthe on Oct 12, 2018 19:50:03 GMT -5
About a year after I graduated from college, I was coaching an age-group swim team as my (third?) job. I usually went straight to the pool from my office job, so I was usually dressed business casual or better while coaching. One day, I was wearing a flax-colored maxi dress and a sweater. I coached for 1.5 hours, walking back and forth from one end of the (indoor) pool to the other, working with my athletes. At one end of the pool there were benches where the kids left all their stuff. At the other, there was a big glass window where the parents liked to sit and look/talk. I spent the last half hour of practice with my back to that window, coaching starts. Once practice was over, I went to the bathroom, only to find that my period had started and I'd bled an unmistakable patch about 6" in diameter through the back of that pretty, flax-colored dress. I was HORRIFIED. God, I'm horrified now, just thinking about it.
6th grade geography class - I was giving a presentation on a country in front of the class. I tend to talk fast when I’m nervous and sped through my presentation way faster than I was supposed to. I’m standing up there, flipping through my notes to see if there’s anything else I can add to take up more time and see a point I hadn’t mentioned yet - awesome! These words then come out of my mouth - “They have lots of sects!” I meant religious sects, but the class started laughing right away. Lol
OMG 😂
In my 6th grade science glass, a boy was reading aloud from the textbook and he kept saying orgasm instead of organism.
A boy in my class kept saying circumcised instead of circumscribed.
Also, I bought a few bras from Amazon a few years ago— like six— and charged my boss’ credit card instead of mine. My male boss.
Oh, I thought of another one. Around the first Christmas after college, my bf and I took a day trip to visit his parents. We brought my dog since I couldn’t leave him at home that long. After walking him around the front yard to potty, we went inside and he went straight to the Christmas tree and peed on it.
I desperately want to know whether the AirBnB guests thought that the vibrator was accidentally forgotten or that you leave complimentary sex toys for your guests.
Post by HRH Queen Dick I on Oct 13, 2018 11:15:25 GMT -5
You know how when you're reading an online article, you can share it to several different platforms with just a slip of the finger? A dirty article from Cosmo was up on my FB for 11 minutes. And I finally did actually die. My friends said they didn't notice it before I could take it down. My fb list is small, hopefully nobody saw it in that window. - A Cautionary Tale