I just spent a fortune on a new iPhone and iPad Pro. It would have been nice for you to tell me that 1) the chargers are not compatible for the two devices, and 2) I now need Bluetooth headphones. So now I need at least 4 chargers (phone, iPad, headphones, watch), none that will match each other. Thanks, assholes.
Um, when you’re on a 1500 calorie a day diet, you should never come to the end of a day with 570 calories still to eat. That’s some seriously effed up shit.
Signed, Can’t Seem to Hit a Happy Medium
Dear Work:
Thank you for actually letting me have a weekend. It was nice! Especially since the weather was beautiful!