Cohen Testimony Thread

[prettyinpearls]

Feb 27, 2019 10:29:08 GMT -5 kdubs923 said:

Cohen: Trump is a racist, a con man, and a cheat.

YES. Spill ALL the tea, please

 He forgot narcissist. It would've tied nicely to the purchase of his portrait with his own non-profit's funds. 

[silva]

I really want to post highlights on my FB, but I'm at work and have coworkers as friends.    This is amazing!

[Bernadine]

I can't wait for the questions to start.

[miniroller]

Reading theories on Twitter that Cohen has been directed to claim #45 never expected to win & become POTUS. This is totally planned to play down Russian mob ties. And get eyes off of Russia; Cohen’s fire after is simply a coverup for said direction... 🤷🏼‍♀️

[ESF]

I cannot fucking believe that we are at the point in this plot line where Says Who, (former) Esq is brought in to save the republic.

This guy is also a lair and a con man so I kind of feel like this is an exercise in disinformation. But I also can’t turn away because it’s just too amazing.

[Kristinmo]

Feb 27, 2019 10:48:36 GMT -5 ESF said:

I cannot fucking believe that we are at the point in this plot line where Says Who, (former) Esq is brought in to save the republic.

This guy is also a lair and a con man so I kind of feel like this is an exercise in disinformation. But I also can’t turn away because it’s just too amazing.

+1

I also can't believe that we're at a point that we describe him as 45's former fixer like that's a normal thing to have.

[bowies]

All this Vietnam stuff while he’s in Vietnam is [mwaaa].

[Bernadine]

Oh man, he looked right at the camera when he was talking about Trunp dodging the draft and said, I find it ironic that you are in Vietnam right now.

[suburbanzookeeper]

I have to leave in a few minutes to take 2/5 of my foster puppies to get spayed/neutered and I'm dying. I know he's a liar but this is all so nuts.

DH & I were discussing after Maddow last night whether Cohen thinks he's going to make it out of prison alive - with all of the mob references and what not...

[ESF]

This stuff about Trump basically telling him that Tree Son is a pathetic loser is the best thing I’ve ever heard.

[StrawberryBlondie]

I know he's a liar and not a good guy, but I really don't doubt anything he's said so far is true.

[sparrowsong]

“Mr. Cohen statement is untrue,” Roger Stone tells ABC News this morning.

Isn’t he supposed to be keeping his mouth glued shut now?

[hopecounts]

Feb 27, 2019 10:56:59 GMT -5 sparrowsong said:

“Mr. Cohen statement is untrue,” Roger Stone tells ABC News this morning.

Isn’t he supposed to be keeping his mouth glued shut now?

Yep he isn’t supposed to be speaking to the media

[DotAndBuzz]

Also, he called Giuliani a TV lawyer. Twice.

So many props Stephanie Ruhle for coming up with that phrase. (I think it was her?)

#petty

[bowies]

Who is bringing Starbucks to Rep. Cummings? DD now guys.

[silva]

I'm dying to know what 45's fans are thinking. It's awfully quiet on my end.

[ESF]

Feb 27, 2019 10:56:49 GMT -5 StrawberryBlondie said:

I know he's a liar and not a good guy, but I really don't doubt anything he's said so far is true.

I’m here only because everything he says jives with common sense.

I also think it’s good to remember that he is still a grifter just like the rest of them and will lie to cover his ass if he thinks it will help him.

[prettyinpearls]

Feb 27, 2019 11:01:00 GMT -5 silva said:

I'm dying to know what 45's fans are thinking. It's awfully quiet on my end.

All the 45 fans I know probably don't even know who Cohen is. Head buried, and all that. 

[fuckyourcouch]

The HOW COULD THIS BE?? From Cummings about the check signing killed me.

[bowies]

Anyone willing to see what Fox is saying?

[Kristinmo]

Feb 27, 2019 11:05:32 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

The HOW COULD THIS BE?? From Cummings about the check signing killed me.

I giggled at "Hold Up" as if he didn't already know the date it was dated.

[rondonalddo]

Cohen laughing about Women for Cohen twitter account, says it was created by a woman in fun during a stressful time, not serious.

[StrawberryBlondie]

Feb 27, 2019 11:02:32 GMT -5 ESF said:

Feb 27, 2019 10:56:49 GMT -5 StrawberryBlondie said:

I know he's a liar and not a good guy, but I really don't doubt anything he's said so far is true.

I’m here only because everything he says jives with common sense.

I also think it’s good to remember that he is still a grifter just like the rest of them and will lie to cover his ass if he thinks it will help him.

Yep. I believe everything said in the opening statement. Perhaps stated in a way to make himself seem better than he is, but ultimately true.

I'm sure when it gets further to questioning I may reassess because I think self-preservation may kick in.

[centralsquare]

Who is questioning now? He sucks.

[rondonalddo]

Jordan positing that Cohen was jealous that he was never employed in the WH and that's why he's "trashing" Trump now.

[ESF]

Feb 27, 2019 11:07:52 GMT -5 centralsquare said:

Who is questioning now? He sucks.

Jim Jordan, the guy who covered up the molesting wrestling coach in Ohio.

[Vespasia]

Feb 27, 2019 11:06:44 GMT -5 Kristinmo said:

Feb 27, 2019 11:05:32 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

The HOW COULD THIS BE?? From Cummings about the check signing killed me.

I giggled at "Hold Up" as if he didn't already know the date it was dated.

I'm listening at work and had to stifle giggles. So glad he's my rep, I am never moving! 

[prettyinpearls]

That's right, bring the kids into this.

[fuckyourcouch]

The “rump” deal 🤣
Bless you Debbie.

[DotAndBuzz]

Cohen seems pretty ready to go balls out.

Also, I'm really enjoying how the kids keep getting brought into this. I feel like Cohen has deliberately mentioned them a few times now.