What the frig is this?

[ESF]

I'm looking at Facebook and I get one of those Facebook ads for Sephora that's got multiple products in it and you can scroll through them. And it's for Sephora. I see some interesting looking Amika charcoal hair thing, and some pretty lip gloss. So I stop and start scrolling. And then the third image comes up.

It's an oil dropper bottle, and it's labeled Holy Yoni Adaptogenic Oil

Now, I know yoni means vagina, but I thinking that this is Sephora, and while Sephora has some nutty stuff, I didn't think they were vagina oil nutty.

So I click throughout find out what it really is.

www.sephora.com/product/holy-yoni-adaptogenic-oil-P439416

Yep. Vagina oil.

What the everloving fuck is vagina oil?

[MrsAxilla]

Duh! It rebalances your vagina’s ph balance, which helps with feminine health and libido. 😜

I was shocked to see CBD oil at Bed Bath and Beyond tonight so we are both clearly out of touch.

[Pippin]

Going by the description it looks like it’s a lube trying to pass as a vagina oil. What’s next Sephora, massagers?? Haha

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Yeesh. It already creeps me out that Sephora is selling multivitamins, but vagina oil? Stay in your lane, Sephora!

[calico]

Errr.. the "alter between my legs" does not need a $48 bottle of oil, ok Sephora?

[calico]

Looks like they are also selling something else from Moon Juice, called Sex Dust.

Oh come on, Sephora.

[ESF]

Apr 10, 2019 7:44:20 GMT -5 Pippin said:

Going by the description it looks like it’s a lube trying to pass as a vagina oil. What’s next Sephora, massagers?? Haha

Use your jade roller to apply, just like a face oil!

[wawa]

Yeah, yah vag oil. But what the hell does adaptogenic mean??

[secretlyevil]

I’m sure it’ll be a best seller.

[achi]

Watch out... DoTerra will be making one soon too, obvs.

[calico]

Apr 10, 2019 19:50:51 GMT -5 wawa said:

Yeah, yah vag oil. But what the hell does adaptogenic mean??

I think that's the new buzzword companies are using for herbs in Chinese and Ayurvedic medicine that help the body fight stress and fatigue. I'm seeing it pop up in a lot of skincare, as opposed to the traditional supplements that you normally see.

[jennistarr1]

can we go to Sephora and ask for a sample?